Solid Mantis's definitions

Persuade

To convince somebody of something.

The girl tried to persuade the guy to buy pills he wasn't going to take.

by Solid Mantis October 28, 2020

Mortality

No matter how many times people like to talk about it over and over, it turns out even as kids, everybody already knew that nobody was immortal.

Mortality is reality, everything else is ideas.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Narcissistic

A name your mother didn't call you.

Sarcastic mother- No my darling, you're not narcissistic, you're selfless and only think of others. I can't say anything negative about you.

by Solid Mantis February 7, 2018

Narcissism

Liking who you are, and not feeling like you need to change who you are or what you (or your body) look like is not the same thing as being in love with yourself, so it's not narcissism. Bullshit people tell you it's all narcissism, then after they try and get you to focus on every flaw, the same bullshit people call it insecurity. Bullshit people want you to think you're more insecure than you really are so that you'll want to change, to transform into something you will like, then try and call it narcissism if you actually end up liking yourself, so really any changes you would make would be pointless in the first place, they were never needed and neither were the people who suggested the changes.

Being yourself and liking it(liking who you are) is not the same thing as narcissism. With people who like to call people narcissistic a lot, sometimes the pot is calling the kettle black, and the kettle is good the way it is. Sometimes the people that need a taste of their own shit the most are the ones trying to give other people a taste of theirs all the time.

by Solid Mantis May 6, 2020

9 footer

A goliath.

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Wave

A murderer's greeting.

When you see a guy/girl smiling and waving at you at the same time, he/she likely wants to get you dead in a hurry. Especially if it's not a wave goodbye.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019

Ufc name

A UFC name is always a name that sounds badass or heroic. You know who "the Truth" and "the Beast from Hell" are, but why isn't there a guy like Rob "da Weasel" Fallon or Brandon "the Propaganda Artist" Verone in the UFC?

Guy1-Tell the truth Brandon what's your real UFC name?
UFC fighter-Brandon "I ain't gonna even gonna lie" Verone
Guy 2-They don't call this guy "the Propaganda artist" for nothing
Brandon- No trust me, that's the name I fight as, Brandon "I Ain't even gonna lie" Verone.
Guy 1 and 2- Bullshit!

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017