Definitions by Solid Mantis

Plastic 

Something people call people online they wouldn't call in real life.

Plastic is another word you just don't hear in real life since all the people saying it are saying it online. They're certainly not calling any people plastic in real life.

Plastic by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Yellow 

A color you could call somebody in real life instead of on the internet.

You don't have to call somebody yellow online, you can say it in real life.

Yellow by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Plastic 

Something you're not hearing as an insult in public.

Rudy's friend-Rudy wants me to relay this to you-he says you're plastic.
Guy-Oh, why doesn't Rudy just tell me if he thinks that.

Plastic by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Amoral 

Having no morals, holding nothing sacred.

A person who is amoral doesn't have morals.

Amoral by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Hypocrite 

A person who's friends can call them names like slut or heffer and its okay, but when some asshole says it there's a problem.

That asshole is a hypocrite, but then so are you.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Hypocrite 

Somebody who lives by double standards. Do as they preach, not as they practice. The kind of person who gets several dwi's in a row, then posts billboards all over town about how nobody should drink and drive.

Welcome to the hypocrite race.

Hypocrite by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018

Muffin top 

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.

Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?

Muffin top by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018