Definitions by Solid Mantis

Misteress 

A guy on the side.

His wife had a misteress.

Misteress by Solid Mantis June 20, 2019

Handsome 

A girl who is handsome rather than pretty.

Female Triple X- Can you give me a suit?
Guy- You know you would look so handsome in a suit, I'll see what I can do.

Handsome by Solid Mantis June 19, 2019

Preying mantis style 

When a guy is fucking a girl and right when he busts a nut, she chops his fucking head off.

She was taller than him after they got done fucking preying mantis style.

Preying mantis style by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

Reverse preying mantis 

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

Reverse preying mantis by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

Insectophile 

A guy/girl that gets off watching insects fuck.

The insectophile got a hard on watching a grasshopper porn DVD his friend made him, but thought the flying insects were more acrobatic and exciting to watch. He thought there was something wrong with the people who watched reptile porn.

Insectophile by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019

Acrobatic fuck 

Someone who literally jumps another person they're fucking, and usually there's a lot of flipping, spinning, and swinging (sometimes from trapeze).

The acrobat girl with the caribbean pufferfish haircut would climb up five stories, then jump the girl she was fucking. It was their favorite thing to do when they weren't doing the circus, the girl was the most acrobatic fuck in town.

Acrobatic fuck by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019

Z

The letter people replace a different letter with to make a word sound more hip than it is.

Guy- That kid is gettin drezzed for skizzool.
Guy's friend- He's also laughing at you.

Z by Solid Mantis June 15, 2019