Definitions by Solid Mantis
Situationship
Another word someone who's pretending to be your friend thinks to call knowing you. Its real simple, a friendship is a friendship, and anything else is not a friendship, it's something else.
There are no frienemies, there is no such thing as a situationship. These are words made by people who want to get their enemies to be friendly to them, as one more side to play of many.
Situationship by Solid Mantis July 17, 2019
Used rubbers
All the vending machine has left is used rubbers for the people with no quarters, and nobody is buying them or fucking anymore.
Used rubbers by Solid Mantis July 14, 2019
Serve
When somebody talks about serving this or that often, they're usually a whining fuckin pussy who hates that they're bullshit.
The girl would whine about how she had to serve at her job, meanwhile there were many people who never once claimed anybody made them feel sub serviant at their jobs, though they also did any work they did to the best of their ability. The girl wanted to make any talk about her work about her, like most things in her life.
Serve by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019
Narc poser
1) Nobody would pose as a narc, a narc poser is a narc.
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies
Narc poser by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019
Mollycoddle
A weak guy/girl. A mollycoddle keeps on telling the world that they are strong, or that the group they're a part of is strong, to the point that most other people would be considered braggarts if they did the same thing.
The mollycoddle talks about being strong, but never tells you about backstabbing people that knew him/her, whining about not getting something he/she were sure they deserved, or the world he/she retreats and hides from when he/she considers it scary.
Mollycoddle by Solid Mantis July 12, 2019
Introvert
Keeps anything that they consider weird about themselves hidden or repressed, since revealing any of it could jeopardize their position.
Despite all the shit an introvert talks about people making reputation killing moves in life, they're the people that live like they have a reputation to keep intact. These are the same people nobody really knows telling other people how to be themselves (what's more hypocritical?).
Introvert by Solid Mantis July 11, 2019