Solid Mantis's definitions

Sleep

What if the reason people really sleep at night is so they can eat bugs and spiders without being awake at the time to know about it.

Most people dont want to eat bugs and spiders while they're awake, so that might be why they lay there unconscious for hours and sleep.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2020

Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.

Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

Teapot

Yea, so I know I'm five foot nothing. Are you gonna hold that against me?

Go ahead, make me feel even smaller. Do it you skank! Call me a teapot.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2017

Contemporary

If you make music and someone tells you that your music should sound more contemorary, instead of making them a contemporary sounding album, why not just tell them to make their own contemporary sounding music if it's what they like, since the music you make is your own, it's not meant to sound like somebody else's, even if that makes it less popular, at least you didn't compromise your music because somebody thought that's what you should do with it.

Not everybody has to make music that sounds contemporary, if someone likes contemporary music, they need to buy albums by people that make it or make it themselves, not expect every artist to start making the kind of music they like, that's bullshit. If you're a music artist you would think they wouldn't buy tickets to your show if they didn't like the way your music sounded, especially not if you had been making music for a long time and people were still buying albums and tickets to shows.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

Global warming

It sounds good, and for that reason some people are going to try and make a lot of money off it.

As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.

by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020

Puzzle

Something you piece together.

Leroy ended up like a jigsaw puzzle with a few pieces missing after her husband Jigsaw finished his game, and Leroy lost.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

Nikki's

The kind of place people go to dance erotically.

Club owner- People come to Nikki's to dance erotically, not to hear your jive ass try and play the blues Dewey Cox.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021