Solid Mantis's definitions

Smoke

Drama usually, but possibly worse.

Percy- You want smoke til I show up at your doorstep with it.
Other guy- Well Percy, if you're going to bring a bunch of supplies I'm not going to buy with you again, why show up at all?

by Solid Mantis March 19, 2021

411 guy

If you want answers, ask the 411 guy not the 4'11" guy.

Fred-I still don't know where the office is, but I made a lot of money today selling shit to kids.
Greg-Oh shit you talked to the 4'11" guy, that's Jon, you were supposed to talk to the 411 guy Pete.

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Cockroach man

Cockroach man/girl and his/her pals silverfish man/girl, termite man/girl, and flyman/girl infest a building until bad guys either call an exterminator or get caught, but they also do the same thing to the good guys.

Good guys- Fuck cockroach man, why did you have to show up here today?

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019

Gorilla girl

Someone that you better laugh when they tell a joke.

The gorilla girl was destroying the entire city like King Kong, but expected everyone to think it was funny.

by Solid Mantis April 26, 2021

Moron

Somebody who has to try everything once, no matter how pointless or senseless the action is.

Lindsay had to change seats and tires once a week, just to see what it was like. She also had to stick her tongue in an outlet, hit a landmine with a hammer, and skydive into a building at least once in life, or it wasn't a life, but she also has to preach to other people about not using their common sense, and about how they should straighten out their lives, since she needed to see what it was like to be a hypocrite like everyone else (except without realizing it). It must be fun to be a moron.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019

Motivation

The mass murderer in Colorado wasn't lazy, he was a motivated, inspired guy.

A little bit less motivation, a little bit less fuel to the fire would keep people from getting burned.

by Solid Mantis April 23, 2021

Eye and a half

One and a half eyes is two eyes that are close enough together that you can't tell if the person has one eye or two full eyes.

That guy did outsmoke you every time you got high with him, but he ended up permanently cross eyed, with about an eye and a half.

by Solid Mantis April 3, 2021