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I don't give a fuck

What a person desperate to convince other people they don't give a fuck what anybody thinks says.
Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.
by Solid Mantis February 13, 2018
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Unbreakable

The family who made it home alive that night was something out of a movie or a TV show, whooooaaaaaah!!!
Tell the family you swerved around at 3 in the morning they were lucky, like you, not unbreakable.
by Solid Mantis September 19, 2017
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Post porn depression

A male version of post parting depression. The feeling of being exhausted, guilty, and regretful.
He had post porn depression when the man walked into the room and f$%led her brains better than you.
by Solid Mantis July 29, 2016
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Chicken shit

Someone who waits until someone has been dead for decades to laugh at something they did while they were alive.
The guy's wife was calling herself chicken shit by saying something he did was scary while he was alive, but funny years after he died. She tried to make him look like the Debo (from Friday) of Rock and Roll and ended up revealing how chicken shit she was.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
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Human race

The one true race. All divisions of race exist on paper to get people to think in terms of whether they look the same or different from the next person.
If you're gonna hate somebody, hate them for being a member of the human race and never for having a different skin, hair, or eye color. Have a good reason to hate them, give them a good reason to hate you.
by Solid Mantis August 5, 2019
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Gloating

The emperor/empress was gloating about the loser getting sawn asunder. He/she would eat a meal to celebrate the demise of an enemy, esecially one that was getting cut in half.
by Solid Mantis February 6, 2021
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Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.
The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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