Solid Mantis's definitions

Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America.

Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020

Youtuber

Youtuber's make videos on how to do anything but what you want to know, like how to lace a blunt with pcp without the customer finding out what was in it until years later, or how to make a drink with meth in it that tastes like a four loko to college girls.

The youtuber made a video about how to tie boots and make a knuckle sandwich.

by Solid Mantis October 5, 2018

Dork girl

A female dork.

I just watched as those two dudes at the park let some dork girl turn them both into dorks, I should have done something.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2021

Womanizer

Thinking about being one or thinking like one doesn't make you one, just like thinking about being a musician or thinking like one doesn't make you one. People who dont have much self control dont usually separate thoughts from actions, since they dont have control of their own.

The guy thought about being a musician all day long, but until he acted on his thought of being a musician by making music, he would never be a musician. The same applied to a guy who thought about being a womanizer, a salesman, a teacher, or anything else. There was a difference between thinking something and reality.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

3rd quarter

The quarter the Panthers quit doing what they were doing to start the game off, and the quarter they don't think to do what they will do to end the game. They finish the game, but they get into a slump just about every 3rd quarter.

The Panthers don't do too well in a 3rd quarter, and other teams know it.

by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020

Bounty scandal

If everyone agreed ona story, it would be hard to catch somebody in one.

A bounty scandal that is covered u0 well enough wouldn't seem like a bounty scandal.

by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021

Deserter

Someone who abandons others, or something that needs to get done.

You are right about me, I'm a little punk deserter faggot. You know what you're talking about, so what makes you spend so much time in your shell if you are right so much of the time?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021