Solid Mantis's definitions

Cow shit

Better organic material for growing hallucinogenic mushrooms than bullshit. Have a cow and you can grow your own!

New hippy-So I eat everything? The cow shit too?
Dairy farmer- Son, mushrooms are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Hell cows are for some people it's just how do I say this, you're not one of those people. Go home boy before you poison yourself.

by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

Roma army

Someone who doesnt hold anything sacred enough to stand for it.

Roma army isnt really standing anywhere, making youtube videos isnt the same thing as standing. Everything is funny to her because she's a joke.

by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020

sociopath bitch

The kind of bitch that would kill your brother and sister for fun.

Does anybody know when Susan Anthony got out of prison? She is one dangerous female, she's a sociopath bitch.

by Solid Mantis August 12, 2017

Junkie

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time (or known about the extent of his drug use).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Mouth of the south

The mouth that will never be silenced.

The mouth of the south talks a lot of shit.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2020

Concealed slingshot

A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.

Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017

One last chance

Something nobody else gives you.

The dork girl from out of town tried to offer a lot of people something that was never hers to offer, one last chance to remain in their homes in their town.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2021