Solid Mantis's definitions

Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

Plain

Something that makes even the most traditional things seem exciting.

The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020

Outdoer

An outdoer claims to be more everything than the apex of the apex of any animal. Another word for an outdoer is an overachiever.

The guy from the gym stopped a bus with his body to keep a kid from getting hit. Another guy saw this happen, so he decided he had to inform three bus drivers that three groups of kids were crossing three different streets so that he saved more of them without ending up in the hospital or breaking a sweat. The second guy was an outdoer, an outthinker, an overachiever.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2018

Hate fuck

1)Fucking someone you hate for God only knows what reason.
2)Fucking somebody in an angry or violent manner, which is really a lot like rape.

Why did you hate fuck that girl Joe? She must have did you dirty.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2018

Hypocrite

Somebody who wants people to think they have nothing to hide because they keep just about everything about their lives hidden from the public eye, sometimes by hiding it in plain sight (a brilliant strategy).

The hypocrite wants people to think she's outgoing and welcoming (despite being introverted and secretive), since that's what usually worked on other people or groups in the past.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Stereotype

To say a stereotype is false is as misleading as saying a stereotype is true for everybody.

Though not every Jew was born with money or knows how to bargain with people, there's been a lot of Jews who made a lot of money that way, people know Jews for knowing how to make money, even if not all Jews have a lot of money. Some are embarrassed, some are offended, but it doesn't change anything. The stereotype isn't entirely true or entirely false.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020

Unique

When you've traveled to almost everywhere in your state and can't find a sternwheeler to ride on, and you realize you have to take a trip to the mississippi river to get on one, you know how a sternwheeler can be a unique thing to have. But you don't know until its gone usually.

It's a good thing you like to travel, since all the unique things to do are out of state or overseas now.

by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018