When you get down to it, past the dangerous, mysterious, and charming image of intrigue, the girl was actually a plain mollycoddle who had party trick after party trick, and knew a lot of languages she thought other people wanted to hear, even though they already knew language was always a way to keep things hidden from other people. She always thought the world was underestimating her, even when the world showed her otherwise. She kept not respecting the world, just like the world kept not respecting her, and the cycle never quit, even after her next party trick to convince the world she would change this time, just like she tried to convince the world the last time with a similar party trick.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
He/she shot the guy at the pig pickin dead and claimed it started as an argument over a garden hose to boost his/her not to be fucked with image. He/she did this so nobody would think he/she was a weak person at heart.
by Solid Mantis January 17, 2020
Someone who cares more about whether people think they're caring people or not than they care about their own families, since a positive image gets better TV ratings and sells more product.
Lindsay cared more about whether people liked unicorn commercials than she did about her own family, since a caring image sold better than a cruel image, even if the latter was closer to the real her, if there was such a thing.
by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020
The guy invited his brother in law to a pig pickin where he shot him dead and made it look like they had an argument over a garden hose to improve his tough guy image. The garden hose was the surface matter, but since he had already known the argument would take place while his brother in law was there, which made his actions premeditated.
by Solid Mantis March 29, 2021
The girl wanted a wholesome, innocent image yesterday, and a troublemaker image today. In reality, neither image was really who she was, she lived her life like the same mama's girl she always had, wanting to make the trouble, then escape any troublemaker consequences, instead letting someone else take the fall for them.
by Solid Mantis February 10, 2021
A guy from Orange County that makes fun of kids from somewhere like Omaha for wearing Fubu or listening to rap music, but has dreadlocks in his own hair.
I was one of those kids that thought Dexter Holland wrote the song Pretty Fly for a white guy about himself until recently. He just seems like a poser who tries to make fun of posers in real life, even if you would think he was a badass from his lyrics.
by Solid Mantis October 11, 2020
Before he made Pretty Fly for a white guy, he made Come Out and Play, which must be about his extensive experience with life on the mean streets of the same Compton he's trying to make fun of other white guys for when they dress up in Fubu and shit like that.
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2020