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Charity

What nobody cares people start when you mention their nobody cares mentality. Usually they ask for a donation to their charity, and they say they're gonna feed kids in another country that are 50 pounds underweight for their age, or elderly folks who survived a famine and a plague. They think of this as what good natured/willed people do, and think everyone will think they are wonderful and good natured and that nobody will question it.
He/she started a million dollar charity with donations (collections) to feed hungry kids and elderly folks, what would you like to bring to the table? $25? $50?
by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019
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Mayberry

If you think the town is Mayberry now, you should have seen what it was like 30 years ago. It is still a small town.
by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020
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Languages

The girl spoke six different languages, all of which were some of the professors favorites. Especially tagalog, Mandarin Chinese, Russian, and Farsi.
by Solid Mantis October 30, 2019
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Compliment hog

A girl that needs a compliment, praise, or positive word every 5 seconds.
People thought the compliment hog in class needed to get high on either cocaine or ecstasy more than she needed a compliment, since she seemed like someone with a low dopamine level in her brain.
by Solid Mantis August 23, 2019
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Alaskan wildlife fucker

A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.
Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018
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Fire

What good is fighting fires if you never fight the arsonist?
As long as you're not fighting the arsonist, there will just be more and more fires to fight.
by Solid Mantis September 1, 2020
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Penny pinching

Robbing somebody with less money than you, or trying to.
The guy robbed a broke guy and took his life and 34 cents from him. The point of it all is the way luck determines everything in life (according to some) and nobody had a lucky day that day, not even the guy who made 34 cents, despite the false sense of optimism each party involved had when waking up that morning. Unless the penny pinching guy wanted to make an assassination look like a robbery, not much got accomplished.
by Solid Mantis November 14, 2019
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