Solid Mantis's definitions
Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.
Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?
by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018
Get the Hypocritemug. The guy who tells both contestants how small their dicks are in comparison to the portion of the male population who doesn't participate in the dick measuring contest, but not until after the contest is over and measurements have been recounted to the micrometer.
Guy 1-The ruler ref doesn't know who won, he says we both have a small dick in comparison to most males. That's not gonna stop me from finding out who won by the next recount.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.
Guy 2- You know me, I'm gonna do this anyway I gotta know.
Guy 1- I gotta know myself.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Ruler refmug. An unknown assailant beat a tourist in Indonesia to death with a selfie stick. He committed an act of foreign violence on a broad.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
Get the Foreign violencemug. Somewhere nobody disagrees, argues, fights, or thinks differently. Everybody is like minded, and there are no bigots, misgynists, chauvinists, racists, or homophobes allowed, and everything is sanitised. The food is all vegan because it's the one and only right way to eat.
The restaurant is a safe zone and the country is turning into one, it is not possible for anyone to get knocked down, fall, or die there, because the dangers are somewhere else.
by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021
Get the Safe zonemug. A white kid that acts like a Cuban. The white kids who consider themselves Tony Montana from Scarface.
Dan is a Wuban. He's not Cuban and doesn't speak a lick of Spanish, but considers himself the biggest cocaine dealer in south florida.
by Solid Mantis July 31, 2016
Get the Wubanmug. Someone who thinks that they're a student of human behavior, spying on people for the government agency known as her mother.
The mama's girl kept notes about different people she knew from her human behavior class hidden somewhere for show to the person who found them.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
Get the Mama's girlmug. Someone who drives drunk where they live, then tells the public in other cities not to, while trying to call them on their double standards.
by Solid Mantis June 2, 2020
Get the Hypocritemug.