A guy that wants to fuck the dorks nobody else does, if there is any truth to what they said about him.
Andrew Cuomo was apparently the one guy that was interested in these two girls sexually, and they want him to resign for it. They must think they own the governor's office.
by Solid Mantis March 01, 2021

The good news is you're not my puppet and I'm not yours. You're not my doll and I'm not yours. You're not my toy, and im not yours. You're free of me, and I'm free of you.
by Solid Mantis September 01, 2020

You are not really that sensitive because nobody is really that fuckin sensitive. Cut it out, you're either looking to get mollycoddled, you think I'm a sucker, or both. I know when someone is being pseudosensitive.
by Solid Mantis October 12, 2020

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020

Somebody who tries to out rough everybody else even though people that know them well know they're a clown.
He/she was too rough to be true, that must be why the music and lifestyle fizzled out of popularity.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2020

A car.
Guy- Hey, was that Percy that just drove by and threw up the peace sign at you?
Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.
Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?
Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.
Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
Other guy- Yea, you know he's the kind of guy who would like to bring back the electric chair and put you there.
Guy- So he thinks I should straighten out according to his definition of straightening out or he wants me dead?
Other guy- He's not the only one, I know a girl named Percy, she would be the female version of this guy Percy, she even drives a Nitro like him.
Guy- Fuck, these are some dangerous people.
by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

by Solid Mantis June 19, 2018
