Solid Mantis's definitions

1-800-got-junk

A company that gets rich off eviction notices.

Someone tied to the company 1-800-got-junk might not only help get rid of your stuff, they might try and help get you evicted, that way somebody will call the company, even if none of the stuff in your home was junk to you.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Bowlheaded girl

A female with a bowl haircut.

That kid hiding in your mother's basement isn't a kid at all, that's the 20 to 30 something year old bowlheaded girl they think burned down the church. Back in school she would pull the fire alarms and say a boy in her class did it to get him in trouble.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Toilet paper

If you look online, you don't have to wonder where the toilet paper is going. As long as there's nothing keeping somebody from buying 10 packs of toilet paper they don't need, they're gonna start an online toilet paper business and make 10 times what the store would per pack of toilet paper or water, and the people who were at work when the truck came in are still gonna end up being their buyers online.

He/she made a lot of money selling toilet paper and water online.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Toilet paper

The same kinds of people who bought all the toilet paper will be the ones trying to get more restrictions and shut downs while they make money off the toilet paper and water, allowing them to go without being policed, while trying to get everyone else policed, it's the way some people have always been.

What kind of hypocrisy is worse than the shit people are doing with the toilet paper and water. Its silliness, but that doesn't make it funny.

by Solid Mantis March 20, 2020

Coronavirus poser

A bad actor/actress who walks around in a mask and gloves coughing even though their health is fine 5 minutes later.

The coronavirus poser is trying to get people scared to leave their homes, it's the worst joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Bad joke

Someone who goes for someone else's laughs and misses.

This guy/girl made one person he/she knew laugh with one out of every ten things he/she said, everyone else was angered by what he/she said. He/she is a bad joke.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020

Cam newton

A guy who wanted to make some things happen in Carolina, but let the people who wanted to run him off run him off in the end. It's really not enjoyable to play football with people in your own town trying to run you off, the bullshit gets old after years and years of it. He will do well in New Orleans, just like the people who wanted to run him off wanted to see happen.

Cam Newton was headed to doing some things in Carolina, then all the good things got fucked up and turned into bullshit.

by Solid Mantis March 18, 2020