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True narcissism is someone who has an overly rose colored view of themself. Someone who headlines themself as sexy, or brags about everything they do in a day, even things that aren't really impressive to anybody else, they're just things humans do all the time. Someone who expects other people to treat them the exact same way, to brag about them, to say nothing but nice things about them, to make them feel like they're more than another human. Someone who expects everybody to be okay with them talking more shit than anybody needs to talk to get what's on their mind to other people.
The girl was a walking example of narcissism and hypocrisy, everybody she called narcissistic or hypocrite, though it did apply to them, could also tell how narcissistic and hypocritical she really was, and had always been. The kettles were black, and so was the pot.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
Get the Narcissism mug.Even if you're the kind of asshole who is content to play nothing but solitaire his whole life, you know there's some other decent asshole somewhere you've been, it was never just you. There were more decent people, if you really were all decent.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
Get the Decent people mug.The guy was talking about bitchslapping a guy instead of hitting with a closed fist, saying the other guy was a bitch. Well, when he wanted to hit with closed fists, that was always an option, so was slapping each other around like bitches, and calling it a bitchslap, or anything else. It really all depended on how much more badass than the other guy he felt, if he felt like fighting in the first place.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
Get the Bitchslap mug.Something most people try not to have or do to excess, though a few lack enough self control to contain their own urges, they need somebody else to do it for them.
The girl was as desperate to convince everyone that one kind of person was a treat to her as she was to sell them something that didn't work, or to convince them that something that never worked for her was working, and that it would work for them if they tried it. She was always smiling, since she was always trying to sell everyone something that didn't work.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
Get the Treat mug.A new badass. Someone who thinks people change from the time when they were kids. Someone who thinks the other guy didn't have to put any effort toward anything they did as a kid, that it came easily and smoothly, and that the effort they started putting into something they're doing is beyond what anyone else puts into what they're doing, or what they did in the past.
The neo badass really thinks it's the other guy who's trying to impress everyone, it's how a guy/girl like that will always think, they never see things any way but their own (and the other guy is still the closed minded one).
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020
Get the Neo badass mug.Some people think there's no difference between a movie, a sports game/match, a show, or an event, and every day reality. Despite all the talk about egos, the reality is who somebody is on a stage, a field/court/ring/octagon/ice, or on a screen is not the same as who they are in every day life, no matter what you read/hear/see about them in a magazine, on TV, or online. There's a lot of illusion in many acts, since anything that isn't who somebody was as a kid is an act to at least some degree.
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Get the Movie mug.One where you've never known what it was not to trust every family member, neighbor, person you meet, or sometimes even the government, media, and people you never met. One where all the bad people are strangers or people the news tells you are bad people. One where you accept everything you see and hear as true instead of as bullshit. One where everything is always pleasant and the sun is always gonna shine without going through adversity to get there.
by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020
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