Definitions by Solid Mantis

Bitchslap 

It's meant to make somebody feel like a bitch if it works.

The guy was talking about bitchslapping a guy instead of hitting with a closed fist, saying the other guy was a bitch. Well, when he wanted to hit with closed fists, that was always an option, so was slapping each other around like bitches, and calling it a bitchslap, or anything else. It really all depended on how much more badass than the other guy he felt, if he felt like fighting in the first place.

Bitchslap by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Treat 

Something most people try not to have or do to excess, though a few lack enough self control to contain their own urges, they need somebody else to do it for them.

The girl was as desperate to convince everyone that one kind of person was a treat to her as she was to sell them something that didn't work, or to convince them that something that never worked for her was working, and that it would work for them if they tried it. She was always smiling, since she was always trying to sell everyone something that didn't work.

Treat by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Neo badass 

A new badass. Someone who thinks people change from the time when they were kids. Someone who thinks the other guy didn't have to put any effort toward anything they did as a kid, that it came easily and smoothly, and that the effort they started putting into something they're doing is beyond what anyone else puts into what they're doing, or what they did in the past.

The neo badass really thinks it's the other guy who's trying to impress everyone, it's how a guy/girl like that will always think, they never see things any way but their own (and the other guy is still the closed minded one).

Neo badass by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Movie 

Something some people dont distinguish from reality.

Some people think there's no difference between a movie, a sports game/match, a show, or an event, and every day reality. Despite all the talk about egos, the reality is who somebody is on a stage, a field/court/ring/octagon/ice, or on a screen is not the same as who they are in every day life, no matter what you read/hear/see about them in a magazine, on TV, or online. There's a lot of illusion in many acts, since anything that isn't who somebody was as a kid is an act to at least some degree.

Movie by Solid Mantis April 21, 2020

Jewish reality 

One where you've never known what it was not to trust every family member, neighbor, person you meet, or sometimes even the government, media, and people you never met. One where all the bad people are strangers or people the news tells you are bad people. One where you accept everything you see and hear as true instead of as bullshit. One where everything is always pleasant and the sun is always gonna shine without going through adversity to get there.

The guy wasnt a regular sucker, so he had to have known a nice Jewish reality his whole life.

Jewish reality by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020

Gravity 

What goes up will come down, what rises will fall (even darkness, even if it's been up for many years).

Just like gravity, what goes up will come down.

Gravity by Solid Mantis April 18, 2020

Life 

Some people get knocked down by both life and other people.

The girl got knocked down by the other girl at the bar who didn't apologize for it afterwards. She thought it was insensitive and mean for someone to knock her down and not apologize for it after life had just got done knocking her down.

Life by Solid Mantis April 17, 2020