Solid Mantis's definitions

Mailbox man

A superhero who's uncle was killed over the $20 in his nephew's birthday card by a mail thief.

Mailbox man-All the mail I save won't bring back Uncle Sammy, I know, I just miss him.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2018

Jupiter

The planet that thinks the solar system revolves around it, the one that thinks it's bigger than the sun, and that bigger is better.

Jupiter seems like the planet of arrogance.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2021

Tame

To put invisible chains on someone or something.

The girl got mauled trying to tame the mountain lion at the zoo. She took a gamble with it and didn't leave Vegas a winner. Nature got even.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Shrimp dick

The kind of dick a masturliker has.

The guy keeps trying to show her his shrimp dick and she doesn't find that funny at all anymore.

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Reality show friendship

A fake friendship.

The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

History

Something that doesn't need to be torn down or replaced. As long as people are (mis)led to believe that out with the old, in with the new is really in their best interest and not in the financial interest of some developer from another town or state, they will keep falling in line with the agenda of these folks and never taking a stand against their agenda. It's a good way to lose any history that people came to love about a place, in favor of building a new order and a new agenda of peole that don't really give a fuck about them or anything but dollar signs.

History isn't removed or replaced by something new, it's really an attempt by some people or groups to show that somebody new is in charge here now.

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021