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Definitions by Solid Mantis

Boogie/honkey 

One possibility of where boogie and honkey come from could be white people who wanted to make money selling real estate further out from the city's core needed a boogeyman, something that would get people to leave. They start to convince other white people that these guys with the darker skin, puffer hair, and bigger dicks are the scariest people they've ever seen, and start calling them boogies (even though they dont really do anything any more disturbing than white people). When the same white people come back to buy drugs, they honk their horns to let people know they're outside, so they get called honkeys. There could be a different reason for the names though.
You dont hear as much about some of the in house violence that people pointed a finger at another group for when it was convenient, people seemed to think the crime rate was all coming from somewhere else, the group they called the other side. Where did boogie/honkey really come from?
Boogie/honkey by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Reality show friendship 

A fake friendship.
The fake guy/girl has mostly reality show friendships, that must be why he/she is on tv so much. Fuck a reality show friendship.

Reality show family member 

The family member you feel like you're on a reality show with, you never really had a good time when they're around, you just feel like for some unknown reason you're supposed to be nice to them even though there is no real bond there.
Take a deep breath weezy, we're gonna get you some help.
Weezy by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020

Reptilian boy girl 

An effeminate male reptilian, or a female reptilian with a boyish charm and haircut.
The male reptilian boy girl was an effeminate gangster, and the female reptilian boy girl wore a hat backwards over her shaved head. Both kinds of reptilian boy girls would were the kinds of people who would get tattoos so nobody would mess with them, and always brag about how evil and badass they were.
Something animals dont whine about, because animals dont have sports.
Female animals dont whine about how sports are unfair toward one sex or the other, since animals dont have or need sports. Animals dont do anything for sport, humans do. They also dont whine about not getting paid as much as they think they deserve, or as much as male animals, since animals dont have or need money, and don't do anything for the money, humans do. There is no more morally qualified or righteous human sex, they're both corrupted in comparison to animals. Animals really do appreciate simply being alive.
Sports by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020

180 grit toilet paper 

The toilet paper stores still have.
Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.