Missouri loves company

A state slogan Missouri exchanged for show me.

Missouri loves company wasn't working.

by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Sun

If the earth is a revolving buffet, the sun is the heat lamp heating the food.

The food would all be frozen without the sun. Scientists still complain about global warming.

by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020

Nipple to nipple

According to a scene in Roadhouse you can get nipple to nipple.

Guy at the bar-Hey baby lets get nipple to nipple.
Girl at the bar-No thanks, I can do that on my own.

-From the movie Roadhouse

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Druggie

An insult used to describe someone who currently does drugs.

The guy wanted to look for trouble by calling anyone who had ever tried drugs (especially drugs other than weed) in their life a druggie. He liked that sort of thing, he thought it was hilarious, no matter the consequences for everyone involved. He thought that because he was an arrogant son of a bitch who thought he was better than simple folks like that. He was the kind of guy who shot anybody that stood up to him (or at least one degenerate lowlife), and claimed it was over a senseless argument, though he knew what his intent was when he said what he said.

by Solid Mantis December 01, 2020

Poser

You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.

Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.
Third white guy- At least he has more imagination than most posers, he's trying even harder than the guys that act like they're from Compton.

by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020

Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom 9f a mystery until they do and it's no longer a mystery. Once it's no longer a mystery they want to go back and make it a mystery again, to keep their notion of hope alive.

Fuck hope, it's for weak people. Bullshit people want to be nosy and dig up the bottom of a rabbit hole until there is no more mystery, expecting nothing less than a miracle all the time. Once they are shown the mystery, they want it to be a mystery again, they pretend it will bring the world hope, when really they're only trying to make their own life better, the hope is only for them because without it they are weak.

by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021

Poser

Someone posing as something other than who they are.

Never trust someone who claims to be a good guy/girl but isn't who they say they are/seem to be. Someone like that is a poser.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2020