Angel-When you masterbate, you're thinking about guys, short, short guys, you fuckin hobbitophile.
Guy-You got that from the movie Dogma dude, not all the time.
Guy-You got that from the movie Dogma dude, not all the time.
by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019
The hobbitophile thought the five foot nothing guy was by far the most attractive guy she had ever seen.
by Solid Mantis August 26, 2019
Australians also use both lad and bloke. British folks went to Australia, Irish folks went to Australia and now neither word is affiliated with a user. Australians flip a coin when they meet a young guy, if it lands on heads they call him bloke if it lands on tails they call him a lad. They might call him a Sheila if he's a punk though.
Are you a bloke or a lad, we're gonna find out right now, oh it landed on tails but you're no lad. You're a fuckin Sheila I can tell.
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017
Lad is a word the Irish use for a young boy or guy. Bloke is usually the word you think of for a British guy, although words have been spread like herpes to where it's hard to tell who says what nowadays.
by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017
A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.
The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.
by Solid Mantis October 22, 2019
Sarcastic asshole-I don't give a fuck is a good thing to say around somebody you're trying to distract.
by Solid Mantis February 14, 2018
A fighting style used by many cultures as a form of martial arts. The Irish use a form of stick fighting, and I believe thai, Chinese, and Israeli's use some form to name a few groups.
Stick fighting is used around the world.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2016