Solid Mantis's definitions

Fake jerk

A jerk who's fake.

The one guy got shot for being a real asshole, but the fake jerk would say he was just kidding after everything he said, so that people at the party would think the guy was relatively harmless, like a benign tumor.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019

System

The machine.

She was a part of the system, the machine.

by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021

Intraverted

Intraverted people dont go from intraverted to extroverted, personality is not a spectrum. No matter what other people think you are, you're still intraverted.

The intraverted guy/girl had convinced most people that he/she was extroverted, since he/she tended to be mouthy and spent a lot of his/her time around people and crowds, but personality doesnt change deep down.

by Solid Mantis August 11, 2020

Laserblade

A laser weapon.

Both his hands were cut off from his wrists by a laserblade, now he won't have to commit suicide.

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Cats and dogs

A dog will do shit a cat would never do, like beg for food.

The difference between cats and dogs-

Dog- Please fill my bowl, I'm beggin you, don't do this to me!
Dog owner- Shut the fuck up faggot!

Cat- What's up? You got my food yet? Don't make me come back again before that bowl is full a second time. If that bowl isn't full by the time I get back...
Cat owner- All right, all right god dammit, you're not the only one ready to eat you know?

by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

Cats and dogs

Cats and dogs dont vote, work or hold offices, though one day people could advocate for them if they thought that was what cats and dogs really wanted to do. Cats and dogs dont take as many vacations as humans either, you'd almost think they dont have good lives. If you're the kind of person who thinks they should be freed from captivity, why would you own a cat or dog yourself? Animal control and groups that send animals somewhere like a kennel for adoption are not providing freedom for these animals, it's really the opposite.

Cats and dogs don't vote, work, or hold office. The point being that female cat or dog owners are no more the solution to humanity than are male pet owners. If they're human, they're the problem like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2020

Sports

Something animals dont whine about, because animals dont have sports.

Female animals dont whine about how sports are unfair toward one sex or the other, since animals dont have or need sports. Animals dont do anything for sport, humans do. They also dont whine about not getting paid as much as they think they deserve, or as much as male animals, since animals dont have or need money, and don't do anything for the money, humans do. There is no more morally qualified or righteous human sex, they're both corrupted in comparison to animals. Animals really do appreciate simply being alive.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020