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Unrest

The unrest was there long before the capital incident, and at least a few people have wanted it to spread like wildfire, rather than send the wildfire to go fuck itself. The people who always talk about or try to hold everyone else accountable are seldom held accountable by anyone themselves, which makes any talk about accountability a joke in the first place.
People were already uneasy about the lockdowns before the masks, then protests went from being about George Floyd, a guy most of the protestors never met and never would have met, to being about shit that had nothing to do with George Floyd's death as an excuse to remove statues and vandalize other public areas, which is really not much different than what the election protestors are doing now. As long as the arsonists and warlords keep lighting fires and there's no consequences for them, there won't be much left to burn down, but the unrest will continue. This is the change some people said they wanted, when really sometimes things were as good as they were gonna get, and some people still fucked it all up by wanting everything to change.
by Solid Mantis January 14, 2021
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Dull

Nobody misses something that got dull years ago.
Nobody was going to miss Lindsay, since she was a dull imitation long before she was a disaster. The people in her life, or in history (alive or deceased) that were everything she wanted to be, but wasn't, were people she went beyond admiration for, they were people she wanted to be, literally.
by Solid Mantis December 20, 2019
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Pie face

Pie face left one man with no face in killer clowns.
Just when you thought the clown was throwing regular pies at people, there was a face off with pie face.
by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018
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Someone who gets on a reality show claiming to be a badass and thinks anybody who notices what they're really like is underestimating them.
The 98 pounds and tough as nails girl thinks anybody who remembers how much she whined about everything as a kid is underestimating, bullying, or censoring her.
by Solid Mantis July 21, 2020
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WHO

Even if the WHO knew exactly who and where the virus came from, they're going to make sure people get enough vague answers that they're kept in the dark and fed shit like mushrooms, to keep them from connecting A to B.
The WHO is clever, just like any other government organization. They wouldn't benefit from people knowing who and where the virus really came from, they benefit from good information remaining a mystery, while misinformation spreads like wildfire.
by Solid Mantis February 9, 2021
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Democracy

If people dont fight for it, no matter who is in office, everything and everyone will get shut down or locked down, and only the people shutting and locking everything down will have any rights.
Democracy sounds good, but people had to fight and bleed for it to make it a reality when someone first came up with the idea.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021
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Astrology

People are skeptical about astrology for a reason. An astrology book tells you that an Aquarian is cozy in a hammock. There's a lot of people who go and get a hammock, and there's no way all of them could be Aquarians. That's like saying if you meet somebody who likes pizza or red wine, you can tell they are an Aries. Then, if you question what you're reading, astrology tells you that the traits don't apply to every single person, and where the planets were in the sky when they were born can alter someone's personality. Some people would still say they're right about astrology, now that they've explained it that way, that sounds good to them, but to others it starts to sound a little bit silly (much like the bible).
Information about astrology is like information from scientists, politicians, or religion, it's questionable.
by Solid Mantis November 15, 2020
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