Solid Mantis's definitions

Push ups

They're not the same when the weather is no good.

You do 15 push ups in a nor'Easter, people are still going to fuck with you when they see you, so you do at least 17 push ups in a hurricane and you keep trying to improve and do more, and work on your upper body strength.

by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020

Newcomer image

Yet another image somebody deserately trying to win at everything tries for.

The girl wanted to deliver a meek, wet behind the ears, newcomer image, one lacking in common sense, something that would build an extroverted facade for the people she didn't want to reject this image like the rest of her images.

by Solid Mantis March 4, 2021

Industrial

Not residential or commercial.

The neighborhood the girl was trying to make fun of with statistics was mostly industrial.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

Mayberry

The kind of town that has a sign outside the bank with a display of the time and temperature, a small town. A suburb usually has tens of thousands of people and a mall or two, though its not as crowded (urban) as a city. A small town out in the country is different than a suburb or a town in a suburban area.

Mayberry is about as small town as it gets.

by Solid Mantis August 18, 2019

Dork girl

A female dork.

A group of guys threw beer bottles at the dork girl, now another group of guys has to go kick the shit out of them over the dork girl. What was she doing in their neighborhood in the first place? Somebody call her parents so they can pick her up.

A dork girl almost got her hand bit off by the rottweiler, now the owner of the dog has to give his dog a beating over somebody fucking with the animal.

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2019

False Joan of arc

A female that tries to make fun of false prophets and thinks she's Joan of arc, when really she's more like a different kind of Joan.

The false Joan of arc thought she was the next Joan of arc, even though she had tried to ridicule other people she referred to as false prophets, people who weren't even interested in anything spiritual in nature.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2019

The degreasers

A gang who shaved their heads back in the 60s, closer to skinheads, and had many turf wars with the greasers (mostly for show since both groups made a lot of money off what they were doing).

The degreasers were a brotherhood of some dangerous kids.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019