Solid Mantis's definitions

Cacti sac

A street filled with cookie cutter desert abodes in the suburbs of a southwestern city. Places like Phoenix and alberquerque are full of cacti sac neighborhoods.

No wonder you're a methhead Jesse, your house looks like your other seven hundred neighbors houses and the ocean is a thousand miles away. You could've made a middle class income in downtown alberquerque, but you didn't want to be like everybody else in your cacti sac neighborhood, well who does?

by Solid Mantis December 14, 2016

Poodle people

People that felt like they lost a friend when their favorite cartoons got replaced by spongebob or the one that replaced spongebob if there is already another one out now.

Nobody has seen your big purple dinosaur friend, poodle people.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020

Snow angel

Somebody with a guilt complex about the past.

The snow angel thought telling everybody she rescued 60 animals, from livestock to dogs and cats from somebody else's land would right her wrong of leaving her own dog paralyzed from her own negligence and carelessness. She thought that shoveling snow for people would right the wrongs of some of her more serious crimes. Most people shovel their own snow, they aren't overly eager to shovel everybody else's snow because it's a bit suspect and seems insincere to boot.

by Solid Mantis February 19, 2021

Respect

Respect is not essential to life. You dont need anybody else's respect to live, and they dont need yours. The most chicken shit people are the ones who wont stand alone when nobody likes or respects them. Gangs are full of chicken shits.

Britney Spears and a gang member aren't so different, they stand only with a group, only when they're in the majority, outnumbering the other guy. Nobody needs respect to keep going, and not being respected doesn't stop anybody. A lot of people seem to think they're going to disrespect Trump out of power. Like anybody who is human, he cares what people think of him, but not being respected won't change or stop anything he's doing, get real about life. A guy like Trump wouldn't have the kind of power he does if people could vote him out of office in a fair, democratic election. Theres never been any such thing, that's life.

by Solid Mantis September 25, 2020

Settler

Calling one person a settler in a relationship is talking shit about the relationship. These are the same hypocrites that would call somebody else a homewrecker for doing the same with their life.

If two people are happy together, in the end leave them alone and don't worry about their physical appearances. They are with each other for their own reasons, quit talking shit about males and who is a settler for any male because somebody rejected you in life.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2019

Crack

You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.

Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.

Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids.

by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020

Censor

To keep more than one voice from being heard, especially an opposing voice.

The girl wanted to be the voice of everyone. She wanted to censor any voice that didn't agree with what she was trying to do.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021