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The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Get the Plain mug.The kids were glad they didnt get plain old tin pails full of hand sanitizer for Christmas, even if Christmas was traditional, and seemed like the same thing every year, they wouldn't miss the tin pails.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Get the Plain mug.Someone who's always looking to make a scandal out of something to redirect any negative attention or consequences from what they're doing to what somebody else is doing.
The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Get the Distract mug.If you've spent enough of your life separating from everyone you've ever known, you know damn well that nobody else in this country is together on anything either, no matter what bullshit the media or a politician tells you.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Get the Together mug.Someone who thinks that if you like yourself even a little bit, or you like where you're from, or you like your life, that you're prideful because you dont think the way they think, you dont think everything in life that doesnt have dollar signs to go with it sucks.
Nobody was going to miss the poser telling them about freedom and life while trying to gain more power.
by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020
Get the Poser mug.Someone who says they're mad about somebody else over 18 watching porn isnt really mad, they're insecure. Watching porn isnt the same thing as fucking the porn stars, so when one person in a relationship says to the other one is that what you want or something like that, really the guy watching the porn should say yes, that's exactly what I want, that's why I bought this stuff to watch. It might make sense for a porn to star to see the other porn star in a different video fucking another porn star and say is that what you want? We're done making videos of us fucking then. But then again, they're really just actors, so none of it would really matter to them, that's why it's silly for someone to say they're mad about someone else watching porn (especially somebody over age 18).
Porn is really the illusion of two people who hardly know each other (if they've met before) acting scenes of them fucking as a couple would, it's a silly thing to get mad about or react to in the first place, which is why you know a female that says she's mad about some guy watching porn is full of shit, she's not mad, she's really just insecure. A lot of times, a guy watches porn for a laugh, not to study people or jerk off, since those are weird reasons to watch a porno. It's weird to really get turned on by watching two people you never met fuck, you wouldn't watch two people you know fuck (for excitement or any other reason). It's also not something to freak out over, a guy having porn or a porn collection.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020
Get the Porn mug.Someone who starts claiming to be tough around the edges at some point as an adult, though it's not who he/she is or was as a kid.
The poser kept posing as somebody with a rough edge, even though giving intel (or counter intel) to teacher's and authority figures, and other shit that he/she did as a spy kid was closer to his/her own definition of smooth, always evading trouble for himself/herself while getting everyone else in trouble. Really, the poser's rough edge image was created as a defense to keep people from messing with him/her like they did when he/she was a kid.
by Solid Mantis August 18, 2020
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