Solid Mantis's definitions

Mouthy

Talking all the shit you can't stomach, rather than really speaking your honest thoughts, feelings, or opinions on something.

The mouthy girl couldnt bite her tongue or hold it in her stomach any more, she didnt want to get called weak for the rest of her life, the way she had been called weak her whole life to that point, so she said some bullshit that seemed like what somebody speaking their mind would say, even though it wasnt close to what she really thought or felt. That way it was always the other person/people that were heartless and cold, and she could be thought to be fiery.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

The perfect girl

Mrs. Clean and perfect.

The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Mrs. Clean

Plain and stocked up on hand sanitizer and bleach.

Mrs. Clean didnt want anything to traumatize her delicate mind, so she kept lots of hand sanitizer and bleach, and tried to convince her fans she was perfect and wholesome all the time, that she had never done anything wrong in her life, as innocent as an animal.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Cocksucker

The kind of guy that does not disgust a female when she meets him.

Female- Oh, you're a cocksucker, I love cocksuckers. You're not like those toxic dudes.
Cocksucker- Ewww toxic dudes.
Female- Ewww is right, they are beyond gross.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Schlong

You hardly ever see a schlong that is bigger than a head, unless it's made of rubber. That must have happened for a reason.

If you've watched a porno before, you notice you dont see a schlong larger than a head. Most guys are not 10 foot tall avatars, avatars might have schlongs larger than a human head.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Sonic the hedgehog

There was a time sonic the hedgehog was an impressive game. Most people couldnt find better graphics in a video game. Nowadays, it seems like every video game console tries to outdo the next to the point that it's silly, people seem to need the false sense of satisfaction they get from a video game with 3D graphics and one that seems real, even though theres nothing realistic about video games in the first place, there never was.

Kid- Have you ever seen a blue hedgehog do this shit before?
Kid's friend- No, never. That's close to teleportation, I've only seen that on TV before today. What the fuck is this sonic the hedgehog shit?

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020

Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020