Solid Mantis's definitions

Coronavirus job snatching

When the government tries to shut down any business that resists the government, and tries to force anybody who works there out of a job.

The governments are already coronavirus job snatching in some states as they begin to reopen. That won't help with the high unemployment rate.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020

Paul McCartney

An asshole who was involved in making some of the best music of his times, but still doesn't know he's an asshole.

John Lennon got most of the shit about being arrogant, while sly Paul McCartney some people must think was too cool to be an asshole, or he pretends he doesn't hear people when they say he's an asshole. It doesn't make the Beatles anything less than the Beatles (a one of a kind band), but its who he was as a person in life.

by Solid Mantis May 12, 2020

Calm

To try and get someone to stop resisting something.

The authority figure tried to calm people. The authority figure believed he/she was above his/her laws and did not have to behave in a certain way, but thought that other people did.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Calm

To try and force someone to stop resisting something.

Authority figure- Keep calm and com ppl ly with my rules/laws.
Other person- Fuck your rules and laws, they are yours, you live by them, and I'll live by my rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Cluster fuck

An orgy of the coronavirus man.

Guy 1- Are you going to the cluster fuck tonight? This is gonna be better than a coronavirus party, we're all gonna get drunk, we're all gonna get high, and we're all gonna get fuckin sick too man, its gonna be great!
Guy 2- I'll pass, but dont let my negative attitude stop the show.
Girl- Whoa, that sounds awesome and anything is better than being alone.
Guy 1- Yea, nothing is worse than being alone, let's get out of here, this is lame.

by Solid Mantis May 13, 2020

Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

Virtually fucking

Fucking people you're not really fucking.

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020