Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.
by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016
Get the Olympic cock blocking mug.Another way for authorities to make money, kind of like charging somebody with trespassing for going to a store and shopping (because they didnt have on a mask), and nothing more.
Mask fines are another way to collect money from somebody you want to put out on the street. Telling people something will end quickly is a good way to condition them into being compliant robots for when the next orders and guidelines come out, that way theres no fighting, people think it's normal because it has been for a weeks or months, and they're told it's the new normal. Theres nothing normal about a group/entity trying to take control of everyone else's lives, that's a step toward a totalitarian government, not a step toward reopening or freedom. A good way to take freedom from people is to keep telling them that they will be free only after they keep doing what you tell them to do and complying with your orders, and that it will end. If they compromise something else, if they give the group trying to take control something else, they will get something in return in the end. There's nothing waiting for anyone at the end, any more than theres anything waiting for a cow at a slaughterhouse.
by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020
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The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.
by Solid Mantis August 28, 2020
Get the The perfect girl mug.A TV viewing audience is not your mother, so if you're a reporter on the news, why don't you tell your mother which businesses and people broke the stupid fuckin coronavirus rules?
Reporter- He/she/they broke the mask rules and my mommy is not the governor.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.
Authority figure (governor)- We will make sure they get punished, don't worry baby.
by Solid Mantis December 15, 2020
Get the Mask rules mug.I used to know a black guy who talked like this. He would say to a woman "Lego this way" and she would reply with something like "Lego of me!" I don't know why the guy left the letter t out of everything he said. He seemed like a nice guy.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2017
Get the Lego mug.Female Triple X- Can you give me a suit?
Guy- You know you would look so handsome in a suit, I'll see what I can do.
Guy- You know you would look so handsome in a suit, I'll see what I can do.
by Solid Mantis June 19, 2019
Get the Handsome mug.When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.
by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018
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