Definitions by Solid Mantis

Hatchback envy 

A deadly sin.

Hatchback envy guy-That dudes hatchback is holding that much extra weight and carrying it around, most of my shit won't fit in when I pop the trunk.
Guys friend- I don't want to hear any more hitching about your car, get a new car!

Hatchback envy by Solid Mantis March 26, 2018

Hatchback pride 

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.

Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guy. He can't even fit in any of his shit.

Guys friend- Watch your hatchback pride pal.

Hatchback pride by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Agitator 

A self-actualized asshole.

Geoff is a known agitator.

Agitator by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Hatchback pride 

A sin as deadly as hatchback envy or hatchback vanity.

Hatchback pride guy-Look at how much bigger my hatchback is than this other guys. He can't fit in any of his shit.
Guys friend-Watch your hatchback pride pal, his car is the same size as yours, you're just the bigger asshole.

Hatchback pride by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Walk-in 

What every appointment really is when you don't drive a car.

Front desk-Did you want to schedule a walk-in?
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.

Walk-in by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Gamma male

Some think of a gamma male as a coward. Let one know what you think in person don't be shy about it.

Gamma males are assholes, do you also consider them cowards?

Gamma male by Solid Mantis March 25, 2018

Pacifist 

Freak the mighty woulda told it like it is, if only he was still around.

Freak the mighty-Youre a pacifist, you pass on the fists.
Other kid stands up to freak the mighty Napoleonic bullying.
Freak the mighty- You monster, I thought you'd never resort to violence, I thought you'd never do that.

Pacifist by Solid Mantis March 24, 2018