Definitions by Solid Mantis
Halved
1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.
2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.
3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.
2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.
3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.
Halved by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020
Repent
There are people who love to try and force young people (20s and under) to apologize, or repent, and be forgiven. Apologies and repentance are overdone to the point that they've lost their point, at what point does the person demanding the apology want you to convert to their belief system?
Sometimes its better to let somebody know you did something on purpose than to think you need their forgiveness to move past it in life, or to repent. Sometimes its better to keep carrying baggage around on your own.
Repent by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
Measure
If you wanted to measure the Irish guy's dick size, he'd come up short every time, and he'd know he was always an asshole with a short dick no matter how many different times or ways you tried to tell him that, but if you wanted to measure what he was made of, that was different.
Measure by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
Instigator
Instigator by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
Soft hours
Any time of a day a soft, spiritual person looks for a soft spot in others. It could be the middle of the night, it could be morning, it could be an afternoon in bad weather, or a sunny day in the snow.
The guy/girl was looking for a soft spot in others during the soft hours while wearing a playful mask, a facade of lightheartedness.
Soft hours by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
Instigator
The kind of person who never gets investigated, because they're always having someone else investigated.
The instigator would always have opponents investigated before they would think to investigate him/her. It was a brilliant strategy, blindsiding people that way.
Instigator by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020
Dark side
Someone who started life as the superhero kid who was in line with all the rules, then went a different route as they got older, still trying to keep everybody in line.
He/she went with the dark side as he/she got older, and tried to win people over for his/her dark side.
Dark side by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020