Definitions by Solid Mantis

Junkie 

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time (or known about the extent of his drug use).

Junkie by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Junkie 

Somebody with the worst kept secret drug habit.

If the guy people had called a junkie 10 years ago had been any good at keeping his drug habit hidden from family or anybody else, nobody would have ever known he was a junkie at the time.

Junkie by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Aerobics music 

Music with no heart.

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.

Aerobics music by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Dutchboy 

A haircut.

The girl had a Dutchboy haircut as a kid.

Dutchboy by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Blimpie 

Subs that turn somebody into a blimp, zeppelin, or dirigible.

That guy ate Blimpie subs for so long he turned into a Nazi zeppelin.

Blimpie by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Tamer 

Someone who tries to tame animals with positive results on every animal but that one.

The mountain lion got the steak tied around her neck and both of her kidneys when the trained tamer got mauled by it at the zoo.

Tamer by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Collection basket 

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals, nobody different from the next person. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

Collection basket by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020