Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

SHIT HIT THE FAN

When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.

"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."

SHIT HIT THE FAN by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

foreskin 

Now outdated by the new fiveskin.

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."

foreskin by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

I'm A Big Kid Now 

What 11 year olds like to say.

"Look at me, I've started secondary school, I'm a big kid now."

I'm A Big Kid Now by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

192 

UK Directory Enquiries. Worked flawlessly, was a bit expensive but was worth the price. Shut down for no reason by Oftel, who never like to see one company do well on its own, and shut down by the people who want needless competition. 192 followed in the footsteps of Ma Bell. 192 is being replaced with twelve six-digit '118' numbers, the original 192 service can be found at 118 500, but it now has rivals. There are lots of pussy services like 118 118 and 118 888.

"Dude, phone 192."
"Dude, that doesn't exist anymore, I gotta phone one of those pussy companies."
"Dude, just phone 118 500, it is the original 192."

192 by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

11 88 88 

One of the many companies in the 118 directory enquiries business. It was fun to phone at first, now the company's fame went to their heads and are providing a shitty service.

"Dude, 11 88 88 suck."
"Aye."

11 88 88 by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Aye 

Shakespearean English word meaning 'yes'. Aye is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.

"More tea?"
"Aye."

Aye by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Nay 

Shakespearean English word meaning 'no'. Nay is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.

"More tea?"
"Nay."

Nay by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003