Definitions by Soiled Undergarment

SHIT HIT THE FAN

When a secret is let out with potentially devastating consequences. If some faeces were to come into contact with a fan it would splatter them everywhere, devastating.

"I told this guy at my school how his girlfriend was a good lay, then the shit hit the fan."

SHIT HIT THE FAN by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

foreskin 

Now outdated by the new fiveskin.

"Dude, your foreskin is so old, I've got a fiveskin."

foreskin by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

I'm A Big Kid Now 

What 11 year olds like to say.

"Look at me, I've started secondary school, I'm a big kid now."

I'm A Big Kid Now by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Aye 

Shakespearean English word meaning 'yes'. Aye is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.

"More tea?"
"Aye."

Aye by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

11 88 88 

One of the many companies in the 118 directory enquiries business. It was fun to phone at first, now the company's fame went to their heads and are providing a shitty service.

"Dude, 11 88 88 suck."
"Aye."

11 88 88 by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

Nay 

Shakespearean English word meaning 'no'. Nay is now used in Northern England and amongst posh people.

"More tea?"
"Nay."

Nay by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

KaZaA 

A P2P network where you can download any virus of any kind, sick weirdo porno, warez, video and music which has been altered. Very laggy.

"Dude, this connection is way to fast, I miss lagging."
"Dude, get KaZaA."

KaZaA by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003