"Dude, it's colour, not color, neighbour, not neighbor, grey, not gray. Stop speaking bastardised!"
One of the rare operating systems which is able to stay on and not crash!
"Dude, my XP box never crashes!"
"Dude, 2K boxes don't crash as well ya know."
"Dude, I have XP Pro, that pwns."
"Dude, thank god you don't have home edition."
It's what you get when you're listening to a station on a certain frequency, and you get two radio stations who both use that frequency at the same time. One signal is stronger than the other, then it changes so the other is stronger. This just keeps on happening and is called a 'frequency fight'.
"Dude, frequency fight imminent."
"Dude, change the station will you?"
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1) Computer file used during boot.
2) Male genitalia.
"Dude, you don't wanna go around fucking with your AUTOEXEC.BAT!!"
A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."
A shopping trolley is a trolley in which you put your shopping in. Usually found dumped in canals, or with a hobo sleeping in it, they are great transportation tools. Most supermarkets are suffering from jacked shopping trolleys and have introduced newer shopping trolleys which get jacked too.
"Dude, let's go to Tesco and jack the trolleys."