A jack off session so great, so utterly phenomenal that it could save the world from all it's problems.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
The King's Wank is said to happen on July 22nd 2028 at 11:36PM East coast time. in which a man will fulfill the legendary prophecy.
It is said that the producer of The King's Wank once fulfilled, will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
by Snozingly7 January 28, 2023
1 - The act in which a man's sexual partner wraps a hot dog bun around the man's penis, then gives the man a swift blowjob whilst enjoying a nice snack.
2 - Same thing as shown above except the fat testicles are wrapped around the big mans fat meaty cock and then you add the essentials mustard ketchup a little bit of relish maybe some hot sauce and proceed to cob gobble the mans dick so fast and hard that he sends the last of his everloving sauce into you oral hole
2 - Same thing as shown above except the fat testicles are wrapped around the big mans fat meaty cock and then you add the essentials mustard ketchup a little bit of relish maybe some hot sauce and proceed to cob gobble the mans dick so fast and hard that he sends the last of his everloving sauce into you oral hole
Guy: hey have you seen tyrone i think he is still tired from that kentucky hot dog he was really worked up last night
Guy 2 : hes actually upstairs right now you wanna go give him a california pizza roll?
Guy 1 : lets do it!
Guy 2 : hes actually upstairs right now you wanna go give him a california pizza roll?
Guy 1 : lets do it!
by Snozingly7 December 08, 2022
A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
by Snozingly7 September 27, 2023
When standing above s toilet pissing at just the right angle, preferably along the left edge, causing the piss in the bowl to start spinning.
Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.
by Snozingly7 March 10, 2023
An adjective to describe something eitjer good or bad. It functions as every adjective ever, so uou can use it in any context. Have fun.
Bince: That's not very quint of you, jones. Rubbing butter all over my bedroom door. I oughtta give you a left queef to the bosom.
Jones: we'll see your quintingly action at any time, pish. Fu k yoi
Jones: we'll see your quintingly action at any time, pish. Fu k yoi
by Snozingly7 August 15, 2023