Objectively the best (and a contender for the hottest) pokemon of all time. If you have this water/psychic type as your favorite then you deserve a promotion at your job. Now come, we must make an offering to this beautiful pokemon.
Travis: gerald, you wont believe the heaven i went through last night
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
Gerald: what it, travis, you must tell me.
Travis: on October 19th 2009 at 8:49PM, i wanked off to a picture of slowpoke
Gerald: my god..i thought i was the only one
Travis: well dont think so anymore, come on. We must see the truth, let's go wank off to our new god
Nintendo™️: you two are fucking degenerates
by Snozingly7 February 12, 2023
When you walk down a hallway and come across a set of open doors leading to another part of the hallway, and you close them for no other reason than to mildly inconvinience them.
This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
This has been classified as an official act of tomfoolery. It is a recommended action.
David: you know what to do
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
Aiden: aha! Are we daviding the school today?
David: yes, i'll get the left side you get the right side
Aiden: a dapper action indeed, lets david this bitch
by Snozingly7 February 12, 2023
An adjective to describe something eitjer good or bad. It functions as every adjective ever, so uou can use it in any context. Have fun.
Bince: That's not very quint of you, jones. Rubbing butter all over my bedroom door. I oughtta give you a left queef to the bosom.
Jones: we'll see your quintingly action at any time, pish. Fu k yoi
Jones: we'll see your quintingly action at any time, pish. Fu k yoi
by Snozingly7 August 15, 2023
When standing above s toilet pissing at just the right angle, preferably along the left edge, causing the piss in the bowl to start spinning.
Many have yet to master the dark arts of the golden whirlpool, for it takes decades of hard training to succeed.
by Snozingly7 March 10, 2023
A deep fried sanchez is when you clean out the the bumble fluff from your hole and inject preferably by dildo a copeus amount of mayonaese and then dip your bum into a large deep fryer whilst similtaniously squeezing the mayo out of your rectum creating a nice lil poop mayo pop which you then violently shove into your lovers nose
"Hey man, did ya see that deep fried sanchez i did yesterday"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
"Oh yeah boy that was mayhaps the cleanest ive ever seen it done you know i hate the dirty sanchez"
by Snozingly7 September 27, 2023