blunderfest

A very poorly executed festive or celebratory event, especially during the holiday season, involving team participation that results in chaos and confusion.
Thanks to the complete lack of planning and coordination plus the unexpected blizzard, the office party was a blunderfest of epic proportions.
by Snoopy4321 February 20, 2017
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cractivist

A high-energy, spring-loaded protester with no compunctions about forcefully and abruptly challenging others’ opinions and/or ideas regardless of venue.
He disrupted the class again by shouting during the professor’s lecture. What a freakin’ cractivist!
by Snoopy4321 February 20, 2017
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explortab

unregulated medication with unpredictable side effects acquired illegally for the sole purpose of alleviating pain.
I got your back broh, but I don't know about this. Be careful 'cuz that explortab might put yo' ass six feet under.”
by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018
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fubarista

An inexperienced barista who cannot make a decent coffee-related beverage to save his or her life.
I really need a strong cafe latte to wake me up. Hope to God that young fubarista isn’t there today!
by Snoopy4321 February 20, 2017
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hippoccultation

similar in effect to celestial events, the result of a morbidly obese woman easily blocking one's view of attractive eye candy.
“That heavy-set chick was so large she created a hippoccultation during halftime. We couldn't even see the cheerleaders!”
by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018
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snactive

a single word to describe a lazy person whose peak level of physical activity is typically limited to burning only those calories necessary to acquire snacks or junk food.
Doctor: “Do you exercise on a daily basis? That may help alleviate the lethargy.”
Patient: “Well, I know my coworkers describe me as moderately snactive.”
by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018
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junethug

a normally mild-mannered woman who suddenly becomes lethally violent when provoked.
“We had no idea she was a junethug. But after taking out her roommates with that steel bat, Maria will probably get 30 to life.”
by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018
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