Definitions by Snacklebox

Shlink 

V. To pass or to give

V. To go to a place

I’m gunna shlink over to your house and shlink your snacklebox.

Shlink by Snacklebox April 24, 2023

Legend Gene Jennings

The prophet of the Abel Snack Time religion. He killed Keanu Reeves and single handedly stopped the Cuban middle crisis.

HOLY SHIT ITS LEGEND GENE JENNINGS!

Legend Gene Jennings by Snacklebox March 20, 2023

Bycicul 

The holy vehicle of Abel Snack Time.

Abel takes the bycicul to the temple to read the Snacklebox while eating a snacklebox.

Bycicul by Snacklebox March 15, 2023

Abel Snack Time 

A very strange sexual encounter that inspired a religion under the same name.

It’s Abel snack time… Mhmmmm.

Abel Snack Time by Snacklebox March 15, 2023

Snacklebox 

The snacklebox is both the staple meal and sacred text of the religion know as AST. It is crucially important to the religion and is widely used in Illinois.

I will eat my snacklebox while I read the snacklebox.

Snacklebox by Snacklebox February 14, 2023

Saint Mathias Elementary School 

Shit hole school with a perverted tech teacher that is falling apart.

Damn that sucks you went to Saint Mathias Elementary School

Saint Mathias Elementary School by Snacklebox February 14, 2023