Smokey-Joe's definitions

Stressbox

Person in jail who is tripping on stuff he can do nothing about, thus further upseting himself.

I will tell you what homes, that dude turns into a stressbox everytime he talks to his old lady on the phone. Jail is not his cup of tea i guess, lets rape him for being such a trip case and fucking off our program.

by Smokey-Joe February 11, 2019

Noodle grooving

A twacked out person whom has lost control of their bodily functions and flayles about in an inconsistent manner.

Person #1-Damn that fool is lit like a christmas tree.
Person #2-How can you tell?
Person #1-Look at how he is noodle grooving down the street.
Person #2-I cant belive i didnt see that myself.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Bag whore

A girl who performs sexual favours in trade for drugs.

Lynn is a dirty bag whore from way back. She will swallow your cum for a bag of dope.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018

Joesterthetoaster

Pimpass dude who knows how to entertain people who read urban dictionary. Just you looking him up is proof of the effect he has on people. He knew you would be reading this and wants you to know u r special to him.

Person #1).Joesterthetoaster writes way too many definitions on here.

Person #2).I think he is the best i have learned so much from him.
Person#1).Yeah you are right, he is a pimp!

by Smokey-Joe February 11, 2019

Fuck fart

1).Exclamation of supprise. 2).Sexual flatulence expelled during intercourse.3).An attempt at farting that results in the shiting of ones paints.

Holy fuck fart Batman, the Joker totally killed your parents in that warehouse explosion.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

Chinnuts

When there is a cleft or dimple in ones chin. Cousin of Asschin or buttchin a set of chinnuts below a pretty mouth can lure any unsuspecting femail to her knees.

Girl #1- Do you think christopher paul is cute?
Girl #2- Oh my gosh becky, look at his chin.
Girl #1- I know he has the cutest chinnuts i have ever seen.

by Smokey-Joe January 24, 2019

joe smizer

A notorious urban artist whom is respected by everyone. Known for his loyalty, honesty and being a respectable member of the San Fernando Valley Peckerwoods. Knowledgeable and helpful in his ways, he enjoys assisting others in an effort to make others lives easier.

Joe Smizer is a straight pimp, every time he comes by he does stuff around the house to make my life a little bit better.

by Smokey-Joe December 25, 2018