Smirkbetweenyourlegs's definitions

Athenian leapfrog

An event where a group of naked men arrange themselves in leap frog type position and proceed to engage in anal sex starting with the man in the rear.

The man in the rear will rectally penetrate the man in front of him. After climax will hop over the remaining men in front of him.

The cycle continues until all participants have been penetrated and have reached orgasm.

My fraternity's final initiation ritual was to play Athenian leapfrog with all of the members.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 29, 2015

Bargain slave

The common worker who works long hours for low wages and no benifits

Most machine factories are run by bargain slaves.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs August 11, 2015

roman leapfrog

An event where a group of naked men and women arrange themselves in leap frog type position and proceed to engage in anal sex (with the women wearing strap-ons) starting with the individual at the rear.

The person at the rear will rectally penetrate the participant in front of them. After climax will hop over the remaining individuals.

The cycle continues until all participants have been penetrated and have reached orgasm.

I lost my anal virginity at a Mardi Gras orgy in New Orleans where they were playing roman leapfrog.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 29, 2015

cringe art

Over all art that is meant to make it's audience cringe upon viewing. Disturbing and/ or obscure art.

I went to a cringe art show last month where they had taxidermy horses fucking on a caps table.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs January 5, 2016

Kiss God

When a man goes outside during a severe thunder storm and masterbates.

Wife wouldn't fuck me during a thunderstorm so I walked outside to kiss God.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs June 19, 2015

no no hole

A term referring to either the vagina or anus.

Father Gregory stuck his finger in my no no hole at Sunday school.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 7, 2015

grinnick

After a guy ejaculates in a condom he takes it off, turns it inside out on his fingers and the shoves the cum coated condom in the mouth reaching the back of the throat of his partner.

My ex gave me a grinnick the day before he broke up with me. Should have seen that coming.

by Smirkbetweenyourlegs March 6, 2015