Definitions by Smash_the_Pumpkins
Paint job
-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet
“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”
Paint job by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019
Snart
1:Instead of a shit fart, it’s a sneeze fart.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
2: when you sneeze and fart at the same time.
Funny story:
My 2 younger sisters and I were at my grandmas house and we were all pretending to be asleep when my grandma snarted but the fart was kind of delayed. Instead of “achoo” it was “achhh*fart*oo” and she did this once. Then a second time and it sounded exactly the same and we all started laughing loudly.
Snart by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 22, 2019
Farterrhea
Farterrhea by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 18, 2019