8 definitions by Smash Brown

The tool with which you hammer the box...MY DICK
I nail more ass than a carpenter does plywood.
by Smash Brown March 9, 2005
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A homosexual man, usually very flamboyant in appearance and demeanor
I was at this club the other night and a damn fruit picker was tryin to push up on me. I was all like, "What do I look like a fucking Beef Tree???"
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
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A dirty lumpy ass dick that reads like a magazine to a blind person
Two weeks after fucking that nasty girl in Myrtle Beach I had the worst case of Beef Braille.
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
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The cash crop most desired by fruit pickers, more specifically male genitalia, even more specifically: MY COCK!!

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Damn that metro kid was all up on my Beef Tree!!!! Fucking Fruit Pickers....
by Smash Brown March 24, 2005
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The trickle of ejaculatory fluid coming from a women’s anus after you’ve spooged inside her rectum.
Damn after bustin up in that baloon knot the bitch had mad grommet vommit
by Smash Brown March 22, 2005
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