Smartypants's definitions

balloon head

A prison term for someone that is beaten severely to the point that their head is swollen.

See also: pumpkin head

Hey, that snitch was turned into a balloon head.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

double nickle

Chicago area nickname for an interstate on the city's south side (I-55). The term is derived from the double 5's in the name. It originated as trucker slang and is sometimes used by others.

The double nickle is so full of potholes I nearly wrecked my car.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

merhawi

cool, cool person, fashionable, in style, very very cool

your not merhawi meaning your not cool

by smartypants April 4, 2005

Chevy

To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Ford" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.

Man, that girl is a Chevy.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

gapers

people that gather at the scene of a crime or accident to see the results. In Chicago traffic reports a "gapers delay" is the traffic slowdown that occurs when others slow down to see a roadside accident.

I couldn't see if I knew the guy that got shot, there were too many gapers.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

bagman

Someone who transports goods or money between to people in a criminal activity. For example, a thug that comes around to collect extortion money and then brings it to a more senior gang member. Another example would be a lawyer that collects money to bribe a judge.

Give the money to the bagman and those speeding tickets will disappear.

by smartypants October 7, 2004

dawidude

too cool for everything, es muy muy calihente

david is a dawidude.

by smartypants April 7, 2005