Smartypants's definitions

foltz

alllll things cool rolled into one big blob of coolness

the hot gurl is a foltz

by smartypants April 18, 2005

Emma

The most amazing person you will ever meet. A little crazy, but everyone loves her. She's very intelligent, trustworthy, funny, loyal, and a smokeshow. She is a bit on the shorter side, but her personality makes up for it.

Did you hear about the Emma girl? Dude, I'd love to be with her!

by SmArTyPaNtS June 12, 2014

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing , smartest people alive!!!!!

Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice

by Smartypants January 31, 2005

happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.

Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

Chevy

To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Ford" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.

Man, that girl is a Chevy.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

pumpkin head

Prison slang for someone who was beaten severely. The term is taken from the swollen condition of their head.

See also balloon head

Man, that pumpkin head got what was coming to him after he snitched on Hector.

by smartypants October 6, 2004

wolfpack

a group of several tow trucks that lay in wait near stadiums, concerts, or other large events waiting to tow cars that may be parked illegally.

Don't even think about parking in that loading zone, I just saw a wolfpack around the corner.

by smartypants October 7, 2004