gapers

people that gather at the scene of a crime or accident to see the results. In Chicago traffic reports a "gapers delay" is the traffic slowdown that occurs when others slow down to see a roadside accident.

I couldn't see if I knew the guy that got shot, there were too many gapers.

by smartypants October 07, 2004

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing people alive and the smartest

Riley-Shes pure evil,maybe shes a man..what do you think detective Vanessa?
Vanessa- :O wow, your smart Detective Riley

by Smartypants February 01, 2005

DetectiveRileyandVanessa

The most amazing , smartest people alive!!!!!

Riley- She's pure evil..maybe shes a man...what do you think detective vanessa?
Vanessa- :O ur smart Riley! nice

by Smartypants February 01, 2005

double nickle

Chicago area nickname for an interstate on the city's south side (I-55). The term is derived from the double 5's in the name. It originated as trucker slang and is sometimes used by others.

The double nickle is so full of potholes I nearly wrecked my car.

by smartypants October 07, 2004

happy stick

a cigarette containing weed which is also laced with another drug.

Hey, lets smoke some happy sticks.

by smartypants October 06, 2004

Ford

To gearheads a hot good-looking girl or an ugly unattractive girl, depending on your car preference. The positive or negitive use of the term also determines the meaning of "Chevy" as its opposite. The positive or negative meaning is linked to the speaker's view of the better carmaker.

Man, that girl is a Ford!

by smartypants October 06, 2004

green limousine

older slang term used to describe Chicago buses which is derived from there formerly green color. The term has been used less frequently because most Chicago buses are now mostly blue and white.

A: How are you gettin' to work now that Sheila wrecked your car?
B: I guess I will be taking the green limousine.

by smartypants October 07, 2004