Smack the Barber's definitions

Zoey Arielle

a beautiful, flawless, blonde woman with a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is a Zoey Arielle and she is the best thing that ever happened to me.

by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021

beast

unusually good or amazing

Aw that was such a beast grilled cheese sandwich. Can I have another?

by Smack the Barber March 10, 2023

drop a pair

to defecate. a pair means two of something, and number two means feces.

Billy: Excuse me, Staci, did you drop a pair in the toilet?

Staci: I did. My bowels are empty now. Thank you for asking, Billy.

by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021

thingmahoobie

Noun. An object that you can't remember what it's called. You say "thingmahoobie" in lieu of the object's name.

Person A: Where's the thingmahoobie you use to turn on the television set?

Person B: You mean the remote control?

Person A: Yes. The remote control. Where is it?

Person B: In my hand.

by Smack the Barber December 10, 2017

dididibah

A piece of carpet or rug that has been ripped off.

My grandparents' rugs have holes in them, because they collect dididibahs.

by Smack the Barber February 1, 2018