Definitions by Smack the Barber

beast 

unusually good or amazing

Aw that was such a beast grilled cheese sandwich. Can I have another?

beast by Smack the Barber March 10, 2023

Zoey Arielle

a beautiful, flawless, blonde woman with a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is a Zoey Arielle and she is the best thing that ever happened to me.

Zoey Arielle by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021

drop a pair 

to defecate. a pair means two of something, and number two means feces.

Billy: Excuse me, Staci, did you drop a pair in the toilet?

Staci: I did. My bowels are empty now. Thank you for asking, Billy.

drop a pair by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021

dididibah

A piece of carpet or rug that has been ripped off.

My grandparents' rugs have holes in them, because they collect dididibahs.

dididibah by Smack the Barber February 1, 2018

thingmahoobie 

Noun. An object that you can't remember what it's called. You say "thingmahoobie" in lieu of the object's name.

Person A: Where's the thingmahoobie you use to turn on the television set?

Person B: You mean the remote control?

Person A: Yes. The remote control. Where is it?

Person B: In my hand.

thingmahoobie by Smack the Barber December 10, 2017