drop a pair

to defecate. a pair means two of something, and number two means feces.

Billy: Excuse me, Staci, did you drop a pair in the toilet?

Staci: I did. My bowels are empty now. Thank you for asking, Billy.

by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021

Zoey Arielle

a beautiful, flawless, blonde woman with a sexy voice.

My girlfriend is a Zoey Arielle and she is the best thing that ever happened to me.

by Smack the Barber December 17, 2021

beast

unusually good or amazing

Aw that was such a beast grilled cheese sandwich. Can I have another?

by Smack the Barber March 10, 2023

thingmahoobie

Noun. An object that you can't remember what it's called. You say "thingmahoobie" in lieu of the object's name.

Person A: Where's the thingmahoobie you use to turn on the television set?

Person B: You mean the remote control?

Person A: Yes. The remote control. Where is it?

Person B: In my hand.

by Smack the Barber December 10, 2017

dididibah

A piece of carpet or rug that has been ripped off.

My grandparents' rugs have holes in them, because they collect dididibahs.

by Smack the Barber February 01, 2018