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When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
by Slydog11 November 1, 2019
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Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
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