Doherty’s Law

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side
by Slydog11 January 03, 2021
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Square Dance

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.
The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance
by Slydog11 October 25, 2020
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Hot pocket

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.
“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”
by Slydog11 January 03, 2021
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Baby roulette

Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.
“I knew I shouldn’t have played baby roulette! Now I’m pregnant!”
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
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Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2021
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Rainblowjob

When the girl puts a drop of food coloring of each color on her tongue and gives the guy head. When he comes in her mouth, she mixes it in her mouth and spits out a rainbow.
Dude I found some extra food coloring in my closet so I gave my girl a rainblowjob!
by Slydog11 November 01, 2019
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Mindsnipe

Mindsnipe is the action of beating someone to a joke or idea. If you said it before them no matter who thought of it first, you just mindsniped them.
“That girl over there looks like Amy Schumer.” “Dude no way I was just about to say the same thing, you mindsniped me!”
by Slydog11 November 24, 2019
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