cum shots

When cum is shot into a girls pussy mouth or anus.
As Chad fired Cum Shots into Kiersten's soft little pussy he felt like a soldier going into battle!

Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!

Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!
by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
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Ohhh! Ahhh!

The sound a girl makes when a guy is pounding her pussy
Lacy : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Jake : O Wow! I'm sorry is Kiersten around?
Lacy : No she went to the mall I'm Lacy her cousin!
Jake : O do you always lay on the couch naked and finger yourself?
Lacy : Quite often you see I don't have a boyfriend to pleasure me!
Jake : Well I guess I could help you out since you are her cousin!
Lacy : Really! Oh your cock is so huge!
Jake : Mmmm! Your so yummy just like Kiersten!
Lacy : Ohhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ahhh!

Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Lacy : I want you to cum inside me! Ohhh! Ahhh!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Jake Get Your Fuckin Cock Out Of My Cousin!
Lacy : Ohhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
by SlopNChop November 06, 2017
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Shampoo

A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!
by SlopNChop May 21, 2018
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Chips

A salty tasty potato crisp that goes good with any meal
Kaylee : So you and Jake had amazing sex last night!
Kiersten : Oh yes he fucked me hard and I rode him like a horse!
Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Chips there sour cream and onion?
Kiersten : Get lost hot dog breath!
Steve : Wow we must have a real connection how did you know I had a hot dog for lunch!
Kiersten : Do you want me to slap you!
Steve : Oh that would be great my dick needs some action!
Kiersten : GO AWAY!
Steve : Ok sorry I bothered you: Hey Chad want some Chips there sour cream and onion?
by SlopNChop August 05, 2017
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Clydesdale

A strong healthy dick that can pleasure a woman like no other!
Kiersten : Oh Chad I love when you fuck the shit out of my pussy it feels so good!
Chad : Yeah all the young ladies tell me I'm built like a Clydesdale!
Kiersten : No doubt you are you have been blessed!
Chad : Oh Kiersten stop just get naked and fuck me!
Kiersten : Oh I get to ride your big strong Clydesdale YEE HAW!
Chad : Hop On!
by SlopNChop January 06, 2017
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ground fuck

When a girl grinds her pussy on a guy's dick before he sticks it in and fucks her.
Chad was in the middle of a Ground Fuck with Kiersten until her dad walked in and started shootin his gun!
by SlopNChop December 04, 2016
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Sasuage And Bacon

When A guy sticks his penis in a girls anus and makes her squeal like a pig!
Craig : What the heck was going on in the bathroom?
Chad : Oh me and Kiersten was makin a little Sasuage And Bacon!!!!
Craig : Oh Nice next time let me join in!
Kiersten : You Fuckin Perve!
by SlopNChop November 01, 2016
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