Goldie Locks

Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.

Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

Shit The Sheets

When someone let's a fart in bed

Chad : Wow Alyssa I can't believe im naked in your bed!

Alyssa : Oh Chad caress my hair and fuck my pussy!
Chad : Oh Baby! (Splat)
Alyssa : Did you just Shit The Sheets?
Chad : Yeah I had some taco bell for lunch! Now let's spread those legs! (Splat) (Splat)
Alyssa : GROSS! GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : No time im going to fuck your pussy! (Splat) (Splat) (Spalt)
Alyssa : OH MY GOD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED RIGHT NOW!
Chad : FINE! Ahhhhh! (Splat) Ahhhhh!
Alyssa : OH MY GOD YOU JUST TOOK A SHIT IN MY BED!

Chad : Yeah I guess you could say I just Shit On The Sheets! LATER BITCH!
Alyssa : YOU BASTARD YOU DIRTY BASTARD!

Chad : (Splat)

by SlopNChop March 04, 2019

Poop Pleasure

When A guy get's a hard on from watching another person taking a dump

Kiersten : I need to use the bathroom i'll be right back!
Chad : Oh can I join you?
Kiersten : Sure I guess?
Chad : Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!
Kiersten : I hope your enjoying your Poop Pleasure it's annoying me!

by SlopNChop November 19, 2016

Tittie Winks

When a girl flashes her breast's and wink's at A guy she is attracted to.

Chad found himself distracted at work yesterday cause Keirsten kept giving him Tittie Winks!

by SlopNChop October 01, 2016

Birthday Sex

When a person receives some fucky on there most special day

Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!

by SlopNChop December 18, 2016

Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

The sound a person makes when they are having an orgasam or taking a dump!

Keirsten : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! (pause) Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Keirsten : Chad did you just fuck me and take a shit in my bed!
Craig : Wait was that in my ass!

by SlopNChop October 08, 2016

Grand Slam

When a guy receives a hand job, blow job, & get's to fuck a pussy and anus all in the same night

Jake : Wow there is nothing on tv tonight I'm so bored!
Kiersten : Well how about I tickle your balls, tug & squeeze your dick slobber all over it then you can stick it in my pussy & anus and fill me up with your warm sticky love goo!
Jake : O God Damn!
Kiersten : Oh yes you will score a Grand Slam now drop your drawers big boy!
Jake : Woooo! Play Ball!

by SlopNChop December 10, 2017