SlopNChop's definitions

Goldie Locks

Nickname for A person with extremely long blonde hair.

Jake : Hey there Goldie Locks how bout you make my dick hard so I can fuck your soft pussy!
Kiersten : Would you like for me to suck it or rub it vigorously?
Jake : I would like for you to rub your soft hair on it please!
Kiersten : Oh yeah that always makes you hard don't it big boy!
Chad : Hey why don't you two quit talkin stupid and get back to work!
Kiersten : Why we used to do it!
Chad : Who cares I'm the boss you little BITCH!
Kiersten : Fuck you and your small penis too!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

First Fart

When a dating couple encounter there first anal smell in there releationship

It was nothing but akward when Chad was making out with Kiersten and he ripped a First Fart on her!

by SlopNChop October 15, 2016

rotgut

A terrible smell that is released from the body after eating Mexican.

As Chad was poundin Kiersten's pussy a rotgut occurred and then she proceeded to remove him from her bed!

by SlopNChop October 12, 2016

Cum

A sticky substance created in a guy's balls when he becomes sexually aroused then it's released through the penis

Kiersten : Hey baby can you hand me my socks!
Jake : Sure babe! Oh! Oh! Oh! O Baby! Jesus Christ!
Jake: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh honey did you have to Cum in my sock!
Jake : Well when you stroke my cock like that I get excited!
Kiersten : Next time try to squirt your Cum in my pussy anus or mouth please ok sweetheart!
Jake : Well lucky for you I have plenty more Cum to release!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Kiersten : MMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMMM! Yummy!
Jake : Lol!
Kiersten : What's so funny?
Jake : You have Cum running down your neck!
Kiersten : I guess you did have plenty of Cum left in you!
Jake : Oh Kiersten you my little Cum monster!
Kiersten : Grrrrrr! I Want More!

by SlopNChop October 4, 2017

Love Muscle

A guy's penis most likely the most used muscle of a guys body

Kiersten : Hey baby why don't we go up to your office and work out your Love Muscle!
Chad : Awesome do you want all 14 inches of it or just half I don't want to rip your pussy apart again?
Kiersten : Fuck it I want it all at any expense!
Chad: Great I hope you have good medical insurance!
Kiersten : No problem I have progressive!
Chad : That's car insurance!
Kiersten : Well I hope they cover pussy's too!

by SlopNChop April 26, 2017

Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!

The sound a person makes when they are having an orgasam or taking a dump!

Keirsten : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Craig : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Chad : Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhh! (pause) Ahhhh! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Keirsten : Chad did you just fuck me and take a shit in my bed!
Craig : Wait was that in my ass!

by SlopNChop October 8, 2016

Poop Pleasure

When A guy get's a hard on from watching another person taking a dump

Kiersten : I need to use the bathroom i'll be right back!
Chad : Oh can I join you?
Kiersten : Sure I guess?
Chad : Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh Ahh!!!
Kiersten : I hope your enjoying your Poop Pleasure it's annoying me!

by SlopNChop November 19, 2016