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Steve : Hey Kiersten want some of my Combo's there stuffed with cheese?
Kiersten : Fuck No! I don't want any of your Combo's you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it!
Kaylee : Yeah Kiersten be nice!
Steve : Hey Kaylee do you want some of my Combo's?
Kaylee : Yeah Sure! Mmmm those are YUMMY!
Steve : Well if you like Combo's you will love sucking on my dick it's full of yummy filling!
Kaylee : Oh My God! You are such a fucking perve get lost you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it! By the way you owe me a $1.99 for the Combo's you ate!
Kaylee : Beat It Asshole!
Kiersten : Fuck No! I don't want any of your Combo's you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it!
Kaylee : Yeah Kiersten be nice!
Steve : Hey Kaylee do you want some of my Combo's?
Kaylee : Yeah Sure! Mmmm those are YUMMY!
Steve : Well if you like Combo's you will love sucking on my dick it's full of yummy filling!
Kaylee : Oh My God! You are such a fucking perve get lost you stupid idiot!
Steve : Gee you don't have to be a little bitch about it! By the way you owe me a $1.99 for the Combo's you ate!
Kaylee : Beat It Asshole!
by SlopNChop June 1, 2018
Get the Combo'smug. Craig : What's up with all the cummy face's today?
Chad : Oh check this out "Hey Kiersten"
Kiersten : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Kiersten : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Kiersten Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Chad : Hey Sara!
Sara : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Sara : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Sara Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Steve : Hey Chad Shuck N Suck!
Chad : Hey Steve Get The Fuck Out Of My Face Or You Will Be Fired!!!
Steve : Ok I'm Sorry!
Craig : Wow blowjob's at work nice!
Chad : Hey Craig Shuck N Suck!
Craig Oh no I'm not going there I will not suck your cock!
Chad : Fine then YOUR FIRED pack up your shit and hit the bricks!
Chad : Oh check this out "Hey Kiersten"
Kiersten : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Kiersten : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Kiersten Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Chad : Hey Sara!
Sara : Yes Chad!
Chad : Shuck N Suck
Sara : MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM! MMMMMMMM!
Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chad : Thanks Sara Now Get Your Ass Back To Work!
Steve : Hey Chad Shuck N Suck!
Chad : Hey Steve Get The Fuck Out Of My Face Or You Will Be Fired!!!
Steve : Ok I'm Sorry!
Craig : Wow blowjob's at work nice!
Chad : Hey Craig Shuck N Suck!
Craig Oh no I'm not going there I will not suck your cock!
Chad : Fine then YOUR FIRED pack up your shit and hit the bricks!
by SlopNChop February 26, 2017
Get the Shuck N Suckmug. When a girl is ridin a guy and he is about to blow his load he lays her on her back and gives her pussy a massive cream pie.
by SlopNChop October 2, 2016
Get the Big Finishmug. Jenna : Wow Kiersten you got a Dodge Challenger how can you afford that?
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
Kiersten : Oh it was easy I just went down to Planet Fitness and showed my Naked body to the owner Mark!
Jenna : Uh how did that get you a Dodge Challenger?
Kiersten : Well I was working out and the Mark noticed I was sweating so he was like feel free to work out Naked it's a judgement free zone. Well I guess he was getting hot too cause he got Naked as well then before you know it I had his cum inside me and running down my leg.
Jenna : So how did you get the Challenger from all this?
Kiersten : Well all that cum of his got me pregnant so it was a down payment for my child support Im also getting one of his Planet Fitness gym's as well!
Jenna : Wow I wish I could get pregnant with Mark's baby I could really use a new car and my own Planet Fitness!
Kiersten : Well he still has 2 more gym's and several more sports car's so just go show him your Naked body and hope for the best it worked for me!
Jenna : Hmm I think i'll head to Planet Fitness and get naked!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2018
Get the Nakedmug. Kiersten : Me and Jake had wild animal sex last night!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!
Chad : So I went to Mary's house and she gave me an Old Fashioned!
Kiersten : Isn't Mary your sister?
Chad : So who really cares I just closed my eyes and pictured that cute smile of yours and your soft hands rubbing my hard cock then I blew my load all over Mary!
Kiersten : Uh that's gross!
Chad : Yeah no kidding especially when she started licking It up!
Kiersten : Ok I'm sorry that's just Fucked Up!
by SlopNChop May 27, 2017
Get the Old Fashionedmug. Chad : WOW You Are So Pretty!
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!
Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
Maggie : OH MY GOD GET OUT OF MY DRESSING ROOM!
Chad : O WOW Silk panties (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON MY PANTIES!
Chad : O WOW A Silky Bra (sniff) Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE IN MY BRA!
Chad : O WOW Your Hair is so soft (sniff) Ahhhhhhhh!
Maggie : YOU BASTARD YOU EJACULATED ON MY LEG IM CALLING THE COPS!
Cops : Ok PERVE your coming with us your under arrest for Public Ejaculation!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST EJACULATE ON THE COP!
Cop : O you will serve hard time for that (WACK) (WACK) (WACK)
Chad : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Maggie : Wow I never seen a guy Ejaculate so much!
Steve : Hey Pretty Girl! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Maggie : OH MY GOD! HELP! HELP!
Cop : Come along PERVE and join your boyfriend!
Steve : Ohhh! can we share a cell so we can Ejaculate on each other?
Cop : (WACK) (WACK (WACK)
Steve : Uhh! Uhh! Jesus Christ!
Cop : Sorry for the mess mam! Ahhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!
Maggie : Thanks Hot Cop Man Wow did you just Ejaculate in your pant's?
Cop : Uhh Yeah your kinda naked!
Maggie : Well why don't you close the door and Ejaculate inside me then!? (wink)
Cop : Well im sure there is still some Ejaculation left in the tank! (wink)
by SlopNChop May 8, 2019
Get the Ejaculatemug. A physical engagement between two people which involves kissing touching and connecting body parts together
Chad : Wow Taylor your skin and hair is so soft I can't wait to have Sex with you!
Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with!
Chad : I brought LUBE!
Taylor : Uhhh!
Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me!
Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex!
Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP!
Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall!
Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE?
Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink)
Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU!
Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD!
Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
Taylor : Yeah Yeah Yeah! Let's just get this over with!
Chad : I brought LUBE!
Taylor : Uhhh!
Braun : TAYLOR WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Taylor : Uhh! HELP! HELP! He's trying to RAPE me!
Chad : Rape? No baby were going to have Sex!
Braun : GRRRR! YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE IM GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK YOUR ABOUT TO GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : Oh Shit's AHHHH! HELP! HELP! NOOOOOOOO! CRAP!
Taylor : Wow Braun thanks for throwing that bastard through the wall!
Braun : NO PROBLEM! AND AS FOR YOU CHAD IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT MY WIFE AGAIN YOUR GONNA GET THESE HANDS!
Chad : HELP! Can someone HELP ME PLEASE?
Steve : Wow Chad you better not having Sex with married women anymore! (wink)
Chad : FUCK YOU STEVE! FUCK YOU!
Steve : Oh Chad I would be glad to have Sex with you AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! OH CHAD! OH CHAD!
Chad : WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!
by SlopNChop January 1, 2019
Get the Sexmug.