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Boob Hug 

When a guy is sitting down and a girl comes up behind him and rubs her breasts in his face along with a hug.
Chad was caught up in paperwork in his office when Kiersten came in and gave him a Boob Hug that made his boner grow!
Boob Hug by SlopNChop December 20, 2016
When A guy and girl lick each other's privates at the same time
Chad jumped into Kiersten's soft bed and put her in a 69 that lasted all night long!
69 by SlopNChop December 18, 2016

Birthday Sex 

When a person receives some fucky on there most special day
Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!
Birthday Sex by SlopNChop December 18, 2016
When cum is shot into a girls pussy mouth or anus.
As Chad fired Cum Shots into Kiersten's soft little pussy he felt like a soldier going into battle!

Kiersten smiled and opened wide as Chad fired Cum Shot's into her mouth!

Chad ripped off Kiersten's panties and fired Cum Shot's into her anus!
cum shots by SlopNChop December 17, 2016
When two people fuck in below zero temps and the guy's cum freezes after he ejects it.
Chad and Kiersten snuck into a walk in freezer at Walmart and made some Cumsicals!

On a cold January evening Chad lost his house key he couldn't wait till his wife got home cause his dick was super hard so him and Kiersten just made Cumsical's on the front porch till she got home!
Cumsical by SlopNChop December 17, 2016

Yummy Girl 

A young petite girl with soft breasts long silky hair toned body tanned skin and a round butterfly face.
Kiersten : Oh Chad I'm cold please cuddle me and rub me down!
Chad : Wow have you seen Jennifer the new Yummy Girl at work damn she is fine!
Kiersten : WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO FUCK HER AND GET IT OVER WITH!
Chad : OK!!!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Jennifer : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Damn your so yummy!
Kiersten: FUCK YOU BOTH!
Yummy Girl by SlopNChop December 13, 2016
A pet name a guy tells his girlfriend to make her feel special.
Chad: Damn Cupcake your so fine!!!
Kiersten : Oh Chad "I WANT TO FUCK YOU NOW"!
Chad : Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
Kiersten : Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : YUMMY!!!
Cupcake by SlopNChop December 12, 2016