Chad : Hey babe I'm gonna be late Ive been Sexually Active tonight I met Amanda at kmart and had sex with her in the lawn and garden then I was on my way out and I met Brigit at the checkout she took me in the back room and gave me A blowjob. Then I went to my girlfriend Kiersten's house and I fucked her on the couch and she gave me a blowjob, right now I'm at Jim's house I lost A game of pool and owe him a blowjob !
Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
Chad's Wife : WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
by SlopNChop December 07, 2016
A chill zone for teenagers and adults with lot's of stores and overpriced items there's also a food court.
Kaylee: Did you and Chad have fun at the Mall?
Kiersten : it was amazing we were holding hands kissing and Chad would caress my breasts and rub my pussy in dressing rooms everything was great until he saw his wife and 3 brats in the food court then he ditched me I had to suck some big hairy dude's dick just to get a ride home!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten why didn't you just call me!
Kiersten : Honey you don't have a dick!
Kiersten : it was amazing we were holding hands kissing and Chad would caress my breasts and rub my pussy in dressing rooms everything was great until he saw his wife and 3 brats in the food court then he ditched me I had to suck some big hairy dude's dick just to get a ride home!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten why didn't you just call me!
Kiersten : Honey you don't have a dick!
by SlopNChop February 01, 2017
Kiersten : Last night Jake was tired so we just did the Missionary Position all night!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!
Kaylee : So who cares!
Kiersten : Yeah well my baby works hard all day sometimes he needs a break!
Kaylee : Then why don't you two just sleep?
Kiersten : Yeah right like Jake can just sleep next to my hot little body!
Steve : Yeah sometimes when Chad is in the Missionary Position with his wife I like to hide in the closet and jack off!
Kiersten : You Dumbass That's Gross!
Kaylee : Yeah what the Fuck are you doing in his house anyway?
Steve : Oh I meet Chad there when he get's home from work so I can suck his cock to you know warm him up!
Chad : Hey Guy's What's Going On?
Kiersten : Not much Steve say's he like's to watch you and your wife in the Missionary Position!
Kaylee : And jack's off too!
Chad : God Damn't Steve your supposed to go home after you suck my cock quit hiding in closet's umkay!
Steve : Ok im sorry I wont do it again!
Chad : Now go home your not supposed to be here anyway it's not the weekend!
Steve : Yeah then I can put my blowup doll in the Missionary Position!
Kiersten : Oh God just go home already!
by SlopNChop July 25, 2018
Mark : Oh Kaylee you pussy is so soft Ahhh! Mmmmm!
Kaylee : Will you quit rubbing it and fuck it already!
Mark : Gee you don't have to be such a bitch I am paying you!
Kaylee : Just put the damn Condom on and do your business!
Mark : Uh about that I don't have a Condom do you have one?
Kaylee : WHAT! Your the one with the dick Oh god just fuck me without one!
Mark : Ok ill be sure to pull out Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Oh Kaylee your pussy is so beautiful I love your hairy bush!
Kaylee : Yada! Yada! Yada! Just fuck and keep you mouth shut!
Mark : Here it cum's! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhh Oops!
Kaylee : Oops What The Fuck Did You Do?
Mark : Oh nothing we better get back to work!
Kaylee : You came in me that's gonna cost you another $100!
Mark : Uh about that I have no money right now sorry!
Kiersten : WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON IN HERE!
Mark : Oh nothing me and Kaylee was just looking for a mop!
Kaylee : No Mark offered to pay me $250 for a fuck he didn't have a Condom so he came in me now he owes me $350!
Kiersten : Well he has $500 and a Condom in his wallet!
Kaylee : Great ill take the $500 and he can keep the Condom!
Kiersten : Hey if you are ovulating I can get you a lot more let's go see my lawyer!
Kaylee : Awesome I would love to have his mustang and big fancy house!
Mark : GOD DAMN'T NOT AGAIN! WHY! WHY! WHY!
Steve : Oh Mark you shouldn't be such a Condom horder they are made to use not save! (wink)
Mark : SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUCKTARD! (GRRRRR)
Kaylee : Will you quit rubbing it and fuck it already!
Mark : Gee you don't have to be such a bitch I am paying you!
Kaylee : Just put the damn Condom on and do your business!
Mark : Uh about that I don't have a Condom do you have one?
Kaylee : WHAT! Your the one with the dick Oh god just fuck me without one!
Mark : Ok ill be sure to pull out Ohh! Ohh! Ohh! Oh Kaylee your pussy is so beautiful I love your hairy bush!
Kaylee : Yada! Yada! Yada! Just fuck and keep you mouth shut!
Mark : Here it cum's! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhh Oops!
Kaylee : Oops What The Fuck Did You Do?
Mark : Oh nothing we better get back to work!
Kaylee : You came in me that's gonna cost you another $100!
Mark : Uh about that I have no money right now sorry!
Kiersten : WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON IN HERE!
Mark : Oh nothing me and Kaylee was just looking for a mop!
Kaylee : No Mark offered to pay me $250 for a fuck he didn't have a Condom so he came in me now he owes me $350!
Kiersten : Well he has $500 and a Condom in his wallet!
Kaylee : Great ill take the $500 and he can keep the Condom!
Kiersten : Hey if you are ovulating I can get you a lot more let's go see my lawyer!
Kaylee : Awesome I would love to have his mustang and big fancy house!
Mark : GOD DAMN'T NOT AGAIN! WHY! WHY! WHY!
Steve : Oh Mark you shouldn't be such a Condom horder they are made to use not save! (wink)
Mark : SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FUCKTARD! (GRRRRR)
by SlopNChop November 05, 2018
by SlopNChop November 26, 2016
Meghan : Thanks for taking me home Chad want to come in for some Creampie?
Chad : Holy Shit!
Meghan : So I have Chocolate, Strawberry Bananna, damn my pussy itches!
Chad : Oh wow those are cute silk panties (sniff)
Meghan : Yeah guy's likes to take them off and Creampie me! (lol)
Chad : So how often do guy's Creampie you? (sniff sniff)
Meghan : Oh about 3 times a week!
Chad : Really I Creampie girl's about 6 times a week I like to rest on Sunday's!
Meghan : O wow so what kind of Creampie do you want?
Chad : Uh Meghan (wink)
Meghan : Ok! Uh Uh Uh Uh Wow Chad it's so BIG Uh Uh Uh Uh!
Chad : That's what all the girl's say Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh here comes the cream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meghan : O wow that's a lot of cream now LICK IT OUT that's what all the guy's do! (wink)
Chad : Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm! Creampie (wink)
Chad : Holy Shit!
Meghan : So I have Chocolate, Strawberry Bananna, damn my pussy itches!
Chad : Oh wow those are cute silk panties (sniff)
Meghan : Yeah guy's likes to take them off and Creampie me! (lol)
Chad : So how often do guy's Creampie you? (sniff sniff)
Meghan : Oh about 3 times a week!
Chad : Really I Creampie girl's about 6 times a week I like to rest on Sunday's!
Meghan : O wow so what kind of Creampie do you want?
Chad : Uh Meghan (wink)
Meghan : Ok! Uh Uh Uh Uh Wow Chad it's so BIG Uh Uh Uh Uh!
Chad : That's what all the girl's say Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhhh here comes the cream AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Meghan : O wow that's a lot of cream now LICK IT OUT that's what all the guy's do! (wink)
Chad : Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm! Creampie (wink)
by SlopNChop August 14, 2020
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Fuck Yeah! Fuck Yeah! You like to Fuck my little pussy don't you!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Damn your so fine just like your tight little pussy Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Ok pull out now!
Chad : Oh Shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : I SAID PULL OUT!
Chad : I Can't I'm Stuck! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't quit cummin in me!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : CRAP! I'm gonna get pregnant!
Chad : Looks like were gonna be parents!
Kiersten : Help! Help! Help!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Damn your so fine just like your tight little pussy Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten: Ok pull out now!
Chad : Oh Shit! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : I SAID PULL OUT!
Chad : I Can't I'm Stuck! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't quit cummin in me!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : CRAP! I'm gonna get pregnant!
Chad : Looks like were gonna be parents!
Kiersten : Help! Help! Help!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
by SlopNChop February 05, 2017