Chad : O Wow Kiersten is wearing tight gym short's, A white tank top, & cute little ankle socks today oh I'm getting so Hard!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!
Craig : Yeah I get Hard when she bends over and her thong tug's through her pussy lips!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! O crap I just creamed my pant's!
Craig : Sorry about that I forgot that Kiersten's pussy made you ejaculate!
Chad: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Damn! Don't worry about it I'll just have Steve lick them out!
Craig : Well I guess i'll go hang out with Kiersten & drop thing's so I can get Hard!
Chad : And I'll go find Steve cause this cum in my pant's is getting heavy!
by SlopNChop December 05, 2017
Get the Hardmug. Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!
by SlopNChop April 19, 2018
Get the Pussymug. Jennifer : Why does chad always text you isn't he married?
Keirsten : I'm his Yummy Fuck Bitch gotta go chad's wife is working late again tonight!
Keirsten : I'm his Yummy Fuck Bitch gotta go chad's wife is working late again tonight!
by SlopNChop May 25, 2016
Get the yummy fuck bitchmug. Hannah : Thanks Chad for taking me out your so sweet!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
Chad : And thank you Hannah for sucking my dick your so sweet!
Hannah : Uh im not giving you a Blow Job for taking me to Burger King!
Chad : FINE pay for your own burger BITCH!
Hannah : You asshole I have no money on me!
Chad : Well looks like Chad is getting a Blow Job!
Hannah : FINE! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Hannah your hair is so soft it makes me even harder! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : Are we done now?
Chad : No sweetie MORE!
Hannah : Uhhh! Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Ohhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hannah : So gross did you have to give me a facial!
Chad : Oh baby just think of it as a free milkshake!
Steve : Wow Hannah your so lucky giving Chad a Blow Job at Burger King I wish I was you!
Hannah : Shut The Fuck Up!
Chad : So Steve how about a Blow Job?
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmmm! Mmmm! (Gag) (Gag) (Gag)
Chad : Oh Steve! Oh Steve! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burger King Manager : HEY GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE YOU FUCKIN FAGS!
Chad : No Problem we are done!
Steve : Mmmm! Yummy Milkshake!
by SlopNChop February 05, 2019
Get the Blow Jobmug. Chad : Craig this is Olivia our new girl please show her around!
Craig : Sure Chad no problem!
Craig : This is our break room where we eat lunch and take breaks
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh God! Oh God! I'm Cumin Baby!
Olivia : What Is That?
Craig : Oh that's Jake & Kiersten they like to Pound in the bathroom!
Craig : And this is Chad's Office!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Squeal! Squeal! Squeal!
Olivia : Oh My God Does He Have A Pig In There?
Craig : No that's Steve our weekend bitch Chad likes to pound his ass!
Olivia : I See!
Craig : And this is our janitor closet this is where I will Pound you and you will suck my dick!
Olivia : Gee it's not very romantic!
Craig : True but there is a mop handy to clean up the cum when we are finished!
Olivia : Well I guess that convenient!
Craig : Mmmm! I can't wait to Pound your little ass!
Craig : Sure Chad no problem!
Craig : This is our break room where we eat lunch and take breaks
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh God! Oh God! I'm Cumin Baby!
Olivia : What Is That?
Craig : Oh that's Jake & Kiersten they like to Pound in the bathroom!
Craig : And this is Chad's Office!
Steve : Oink! Oink! Oink! Oink! Snort! Snort! Snort! Snort! Squeal! Squeal! Squeal!
Olivia : Oh My God Does He Have A Pig In There?
Craig : No that's Steve our weekend bitch Chad likes to pound his ass!
Olivia : I See!
Craig : And this is our janitor closet this is where I will Pound you and you will suck my dick!
Olivia : Gee it's not very romantic!
Craig : True but there is a mop handy to clean up the cum when we are finished!
Olivia : Well I guess that convenient!
Craig : Mmmm! I can't wait to Pound your little ass!
by SlopNChop April 20, 2018
Get the Poundmug. Chad: Oh Yeah! WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO!
Kiersten : Well I guess I just made you happy!
Chad: Hell yeah it's been a while since I seen the Twins!
Kiersten : Wanna caress them?
Chad: O thank you god I knew you were up there!
Kiersten : That will be $200 please!
Chad : Fuck that I can caress Steve's for free!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you wanted to caress the Twins!
Chad : Oh! Oh Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! MMMMMMMMMM! La La La La!
Steve : Oh I think I just creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your boob job is costing me business!
Steve : Don't hate me cause of my beautiful Twins!
Kiersten : Your a fuckin retard!
Kiersten : Well I guess I just made you happy!
Chad: Hell yeah it's been a while since I seen the Twins!
Kiersten : Wanna caress them?
Chad: O thank you god I knew you were up there!
Kiersten : That will be $200 please!
Chad : Fuck that I can caress Steve's for free!
Steve : Hey Chad I heard you wanted to caress the Twins!
Chad : Oh! Oh Yeah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! MMMMMMMMMM! La La La La!
Steve : Oh I think I just creamed my pants!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your boob job is costing me business!
Steve : Don't hate me cause of my beautiful Twins!
Kiersten : Your a fuckin retard!
by SlopNChop September 04, 2017
Get the Twinsmug. A cotton tube with a string attached used to stick in a woman's vagina while she is on her period to absorb the blood and keep it from leaking out.
Chad : So I assume you were with Kiersten again last night since you two were late for work?
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!
Jake : It was fucking amazing first I ripped her panties off then I pulled her Tampon out with my teeth and licked her pussy like an ice cream cone after that she sucked my cock for about 30 minuntes and got me good and hard finally she hopped on the saddle and rode my cock the rest of the night which made me cum like crazy!
Chad : God Damn dude to much information!
Jake : It was like A volcano erupting when all her period blood came squirting out!
Chad : I SAID TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Jake : I'm surprised she can even walk today as deep as I had my cock was in her pussy!
Chad : SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW!
by SlopNChop June 07, 2017
Get the Tamponmug.