Kaylee : Wow Kiersten you were really Drunk last night im surprised you made it to work today!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
Kiersten : Yeah I still feel like shit thank god Jake took me home he's so sweet he made love to me while I was puking on him.
Jake : Hey guy's!
Kiersten : Thanks for taking me home last night your dick inside me made me feel much better sorry about the puke!
Jake : I didn't take you home last night you were being an ass so I left without you!
Kiersten : Well Who The Hell Took My Drunk Ass Home And Stuck There Cock In My Pussy Then?
Steve : Hey Kiersten last night was amazing I never came like that before! (Wink)
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve Last Night!!!
Kiersten : NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Jake : Well I hope that's the last time you decide to get Drunk Kiersten!
Kiersten : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Steve : Well I love when she get's Drunk she calls me daddy!
Kaylee : Oh My God Kiersten Fucked Steve!
Kiersten : SHUT THE FUCK UP KAYLEE!
Jake : Hey don't get mad at us your the one who was Drunk!
Chad : Hey Kiersten wanna get Drunk with me tonight? (Wink)
Kiersten : GOD DAMNT I HATE ALCOHOL!
by SlopNChop August 27, 2018
When a strawberry is placed inside a girls cunt and a guy uses his penis to squish the shit out of it!
Chad stained the shit out of his wife's new sheets last night cause he had Strawberry Sex with Kiersten!
by SlopNChop November 30, 2016
When two people have wild sex on Saturday night and wake up on Sunday morning to dried cum and smelly sweat.
Jake : Wow honey guess another Sloppy Sunday huh!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
Kiersten : Yeah we should really shower!
Steve : Hey guys I got dibs on the shower gosh it really smells in here!
Jake : Uh what the fuck is he doing in your apartment?
Kiersten : Don't worry I'm calling the cops!
by SlopNChop August 06, 2017
Sara : Wow Jake last night was amazing your cock is so huge!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
Jake : Yeah god was good to me wasn't he!
Sara : Well i'll make the bed and you cook us some breakfast! Wow there sure is a lot of Love Stain's in your bed!
Jake : Yeah well this is my girlfriend Kiersten's bed!
Sara : WHAT! You mean we made love in your girlfriend's bed?
Jake : Yeah she's on vacay with her sister What's The Big Deal!
Sara : What am I too you some one night stand!
Jake : No baby she's on Vacay for 7 day's!
Sara : So you were just going to fuck me for 7 day's while your girlfriend was on Vacay!
Jake : No probally just 6 I need a day to rest you know!
Sara : Your A Fuckin Asshole!
Jake : Mmmm! I love fucking your little soft asshole!
Sara : Oh Jake your so sweet I hope Kiersten take's a permanent Vacay!
by SlopNChop July 08, 2018
Chad : Wow don't you just love It when Kiersten wears Shorts to work!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
Craig : Oh you can kinda see her Privates when she bends over!
Chad : And don't you just love it when Jim wears Shorts to work too!
Craig : Fuck dude I was thinking about pussy and you had to say that!
Chad : It kinda gives you an idea of what his Privates look like when he bends over!
Craig : Just shut the fuck up!
by SlopNChop April 17, 2017
Craig : Wow don't you just love it when Kiersten spreads her legs!
Chad : Damn that Jake is one lucky guy he get's to Caress her pussy, legs & breast's!
Craig : Oh God Damn! I may have to Caress the old sasuage myself!
Chad : Yeah you can Caress mine too if you want!
Craig : Dude That's Sick!
Steve : Hey Chad would you like me to Caress you bologna?
Chad : That would be great cause I'm super hard & don't forget the balls!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! A cum facial!
Chad : Oh Steve let me Caress your face!
Steve : Oh Chad your cum is so amazing!
Craig : I think I'm gonna puke!
Chad : Damn that Jake is one lucky guy he get's to Caress her pussy, legs & breast's!
Craig : Oh God Damn! I may have to Caress the old sasuage myself!
Chad : Yeah you can Caress mine too if you want!
Craig : Dude That's Sick!
Steve : Hey Chad would you like me to Caress you bologna?
Chad : That would be great cause I'm super hard & don't forget the balls!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ohhh! Ohhh!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Steve : Mmmm! A cum facial!
Chad : Oh Steve let me Caress your face!
Steve : Oh Chad your cum is so amazing!
Craig : I think I'm gonna puke!
by SlopNChop May 08, 2018
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Oh yeah you like it when I rub your cock don't you!
Jake : Yeah baby and it makes me hard!
Kiersten : Are you going to cum for me baby? Huh! Huh!
Jake : Where do you want it your pussy or mouth?
Kiersten : I WANT IT ALL OVER ME!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I told you to cum on me not Pee! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Jake : Sorry I had to go please forgive me!
Kiersten : Oh baby you know I will now make love to me!
Jake : Yeah right you smell like Pee!
Kiersten : It's your fuckin Pee! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
Kiersten : Oh yeah you like it when I rub your cock don't you!
Jake : Yeah baby and it makes me hard!
Kiersten : Are you going to cum for me baby? Huh! Huh!
Jake : Where do you want it your pussy or mouth?
Kiersten : I WANT IT ALL OVER ME!
Jake : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Damn't Jake I told you to cum on me not Pee! Crap! Crap! Crap!
Jake : Sorry I had to go please forgive me!
Kiersten : Oh baby you know I will now make love to me!
Jake : Yeah right you smell like Pee!
Kiersten : It's your fuckin Pee! FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!
by SlopNChop October 31, 2017