Sloin's definitions

nigloo

an igloo for a black person. often smells like fried chicken and if it floods everyone in there will die.

sunny: i live in a winter wonderland
ronny: nah m8 thats a nigloo

by Sloin July 3, 2020

sam evans

kid who plays fortnite 3 times. anytime you talk to him he changes the subject to malachite, for which he farms for all knight. fortnite save the world sunbscribe to ossicclaws jaunty nignog fell pop weeen fortnite night night shit poihgvdfck

sam:m8 do you know how much malachite i have
chris: m8 shut up your sam evans

by Sloin July 3, 2020

joszef

tall, slightly like jesus fella, looks fucking disgusting when he swims cuz his hair goes all floppy, can be smart, loves to suck pp, can be a bit of a nig-nog

ethan: bro sunny is such a joszef
tom: nah m8 you are

by Sloin June 30, 2020

sloin

placeholder verb

SUNNY: im going to sloin joe tonight
ETHAN: are you gonna sloin his anus
SUNNY: ofc
chungus: yeah yeah whatever m8

by Sloin October 24, 2020

sonic is pissing on my wife

I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

chris: dude, sonic is pissing on my wife
rainy:yeah yeah wise guy

by Sloin July 3, 2020

elis de

the child of sunny and elis

chris: bro did you hear that sunny and elis had a child
rainy: yeah his name is elis de

by Sloin July 3, 2020

ethan

tall, very very jaunty. uber jaunty. huge neck. bigger than an apartment building. always eat protein drinks for some reason. very jaunty. edgy, very edgy teen. thicc, good at english, shit at fortnite, and sweats outs MOBAs

sunny: bro have you heard that joe played league of legends all night
ismail: yeah he is an ethan

by Sloin March 13, 2022