Definitions by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp
slinky richard
slinky richard by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022
ghost feds
An elite task force armed to the teeth with laser pointers, x-rays, projectors, phone taps, and small audio recording devices. The use drastic military tactics to give themselves probable cause to harass tweakers
Those shadow people weren't the drugs it was the goddamn ghost feds. You're not tweaking your phone is actually tapped the ghost feds are at it again
ghost feds by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022
sephelis stamp
The mark of the beast. When you get mushroom stamped by a dick with sephelis and you get it on your face aka facehelis
Did you see that fucking bitch tryna talk to me with that goddamn sephelis stamp of her fucking forehead
sephelis stamp by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022
coach class bitch
A low class gutterslut with numerous kids living off the government. Typically found at a shitty nail salon spending their child support checks.
coach class bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022
oil burner bitch
The lowest of the low coach class bitch, typically spotted in low income neighborhoods selling their stink pipe for a quick 5$ you can usually identify them by their pick marks and lack of teeth.
oil burner bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 6, 2022
sperm goblin
sperm goblin by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022
goldbloom bitch
The type of bitch that you could self diagnose upon first glance, one of the highest ranking in the bitch category. If you ever get called a goldbloom bitch and it's not hands on sight then you are in fact a goldbloom bitch.
goldbloom bitch by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 4, 2022