Definitions by Slangapore

Bedok Dash

A full-speed sprint across the platform after realizing your train is arriving on the opposite side.

Witnessed one uncle perform a perfect Bedok Dash.

Bedok Dash by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Platform Commitment Issues

When you keep switching sides because you're not sure which platform your train is arriving on.

I changed platforms three times. Severe platform commitment issues.

Platform Commitment Issues by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Trainxiety

The panic that occurs when the MRT doors start beeping and you're still 20 metres away.

Bro don't talk to me, I'm experiencing trainxiety.

Trainxiety by Slangapore June 3, 2026

MRTathon

An accidental marathon caused by choosing the wrong exit, wrong platform, or wrong transfer at an MRT station.

Wanted Exit A, ended up at Exit F. Completed an MRTathon before breakfast.

MRTathon by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Marina Bye

The exact moment your wallet gives up after a visit to Marina Bay.

Restaurant bill arrived. Marina Bye.

Marina Bye by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Queenstay

When you intend to leave but end up talking for another hour.

I said bye at 6pm. Queenstay happened and I left at 7.

Queenstay by Slangapore June 3, 2026

Novemeber (Novena + Remember)

That one random embarrassing memory that appears before you sleep.

It's 2am and Novemeber (Novena + Remember) just hit me again.

Novemeber (Novena + Remember) by Slangapore June 3, 2026