Skyrim550's definitions

Heretic

A heretic is someone who is in a false religion outside the Catholic Church. For example, Protestantism, Judaism, Muslim etc. One of the known heretics of the past were, Martin Luther (ain't talkin about King) who started Lutheranism by posting his theses on the church door in 1517. Also Thomas Cramner, who thought he was an archbishop of Canterbury. He started the Anglican Missal.

The heretic Thomas Cramner got burned on the stake by Queen Mary I.

Person 1: There are two Gods.

Person 2: No, Jesus Christ is True God and True Man.

Person 1: Nah, Jesus Christ is just a son. God is God.🙂

Person 2: No, Jesus Christ is the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost are Co-eternal and are always equal.

Person 1: Your opinions man😁

Person 2: Damn Heretic

by Skyrim550 January 17, 2022

Instituted Acolyte

A minister who can act as Subdeacon without being properly ordained. This was combined with the minstry of Acolyte from Paul VI "minsteria quædam" and the Subdiocante role. These are mostly found in the Personal Ordinariate or some FSSP/ICKSP parishes.

Yesterday, I became an Instituted Acolyte

Altar boy: I want to be Instituted Acolyte

MC: Your too young kid. Maybe sometime in the future.

by Skyrim550 January 17, 2022

Bridgeport

A small suburban forgotten town in Pennsylvania outside of Norristown. If you were to seach this up, Connecuit would pop up. This town is sort of conservative more than Connecuit would be.

You finna go down to Bridgeport t'day man
Yessir
Ard bet

Septa driver: Necks stop Bridgeport

by Skyrim550 January 18, 2022

Inflation crisis

The inflation crisis in America Biden doesn't care about. Prices for food will start raising up while Biden stuffs his face in some ice cream. That will be impossible now that the inflation crisis is here. So maybe China gave Biden free ice cream

Ground beef is now $20 due to the inflation crisis

by Skyrim550 January 21, 2022

Bidenphilia

Bidenphilia is the act of giving your number to a kid. Calling them, and pretending to be Santa Claus. The second kind of act is touching little girls or boys as they stand next to you.

Don't participate in Bidenphilia

Our new president resides around Bidenphilia

by Skyrim550 January 21, 2022

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

1÷0=0

1÷0=0. Thats it. What is 1×0? 0 right? 1+0=1. 1-0=1 as well.

Adding and Subtracting: both equal 1

Mutplication: equals 0

So why the fuck is 1÷0 undefined🤣

Me: 1÷0=0

Rick: No

Me: 1÷0=0

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022