asmattr

The guy who makes "you are a computer" and "you are the imposter" asmattr videos.

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by Skyrim550 April 5, 2022

BASED

A white supremaccisssttttt turm by white supremacists and its probably part of a Nazi symbol who knows.

Let me educate you more: Based means anything good/conservative. Get it right.

Person 1: Who did you vote for in 2024?

Person 2: Trump/Desantis!

Person 1: BASED

by Skyrim550 August 4, 2022

Sung Mass

There are two types of sung Mass. Two servers can assist the Priest (as at Low Mass) without incense, but this time with music and chanting. The second version, is with the Priest assisted by a MC (Master of Ceremonies), a Thurifer and two Acolytes. The Priest chants the Asperges, Epistle, Gospel etc.

There was no Deacon to assist the Priest, so they had to have a sung Mass with Incense

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

C'mon spill the beans

What we'll say when Nevada will probably try to rig the 2024 election when DeSantis gets elected by taking their sweet time. Like C'mon spill the beans!

Nevada: 🙃 counting votes

U.S: C'MON SPILL THE BEANS!

by Skyrim550 April 13, 2022

Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!

Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.

by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022

Ordinariate Use

An english version of the Traditional Latin Mass, created by Pope Benedict XVI. Some people call it "Anglican use", ah but what do they know? Most rubrics from the Ordinariate Use are from the TLM and have many similarities. Some Novus Ordo aspects mau be involved though, for example, the Three-year lectionary, and Communion in the hand. The Ordinariate Use is ideally the best if you want the TLM in english!

Person 1: I'm going to attend the Ordinariate Use this morning. And don't call it Anglican Use or I will snap you out of existence, call me Catholic Thanos!

Person 2: Anglican Use you mean😬

Pope Benedict XVI: Ordinariate Use.

Msgr Steenson: Anglican Use.

Me: Traditional English Mass!

by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021

Heretic

A heretic is someone who is in a false religion outside the Catholic Church. For example, Protestantism, Judaism, Muslim etc. One of the known heretics of the past were, Martin Luther (ain't talkin about King) who started Lutheranism by posting his theses on the church door in 1517. Also Thomas Cramner, who thought he was an archbishop of Canterbury. He started the Anglican Missal.

The heretic Thomas Cramner got burned on the stake by Queen Mary I.

Person 1: There are two Gods.

Person 2: No, Jesus Christ is True God and True Man.

Person 1: Nah, Jesus Christ is just a son. God is God.🙂

Person 2: No, Jesus Christ is the Second Person of the Holy Trinity. The Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost are Co-eternal and are always equal.

Person 1: Your opinions man😁

Person 2: Damn Heretic

by Skyrim550 January 17, 2022