Skip Komarov's definitions

what in the actual egg

when you want to say what in the actual fuck but you want to say egg instead because you like eggs

Person named Staniel: What in the actual egg, Skip?!
Skip: I don’t like eggs. They feel weird in my mouth.

by Skip Komarov October 26, 2022

b

Why are you looking at this? It’s just a fucking letter. It’s the letter b. What more is there to it?

You are stupid. b.

by Skip Komarov October 10, 2022

The helicopter

A penis. But not yours, because yours is so small it’s anomalous.

All lovely ladies love the copter.

What’s that?
By the gods! You serious?
The helicopter.

by Skip Komarov November 24, 2021

big rat

rat that is big

small rat: wow that is a big rat

by Skip Komarov February 25, 2023

legally A minor

when the law gets involved with a singular musical chord and they have to legally declare if it is major or minor, and the chord consists of the A, C and E notes

F: hello A, C and E! wanna go clubbing?
E: sorry we are legally A minor
F: i am so sorry, i forgot about that! i will ask G
G, with Bb and D: sorry, we’re legally G minor

F: am i the oldest one here
G# and C: no you are legally F minor

by Skip Komarov February 23, 2022

Nullxiety

A Roblox game about test subjects and strength, or the developer Nullxiety, or Project Nullxiety as seen in Nullwork’s Sector 3, or the game trilogy of Nullxiety, Isolator and Nullwork, or Site Director Nullxiety.

Person: Hey, y’know Nullxiety? The guy who created Nullxiety, from the trilogy of Nullxiety? He came up with the idea of Project Nullxiety and even has his own character for himself, Site Director Nullxiety!

by Skip Komarov October 10, 2022

Rip-off

A cheap circumcision. It results in not having a penis at all. It was NOT worth the money.

Skip: So is that why you don’t have a penis?
A person named Larry: Yeah! Was a rip-off!
Skip: You look uncomfortable, should we end this conversation and play Portal Co-op?
Larry: fuck yeah

by Skip Komarov February 24, 2022