Skinny Junior's definitions

Irish Bidet

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with

I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet

by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021

Skinny Junior

1. Having such a high metabolism that you can’t gain weight to save your life
2. Being the son of a skinny senior

Skinny junior over there needs to put some meat on his bones

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

Whore in the hen house

1. To “sweep something under the rug”
2. Using a hen house to store your whore

My wife got suspicious of a girl so I suck that whore in the hen house

by Skinny Junior January 3, 2022

Sleazy fun with cheesy buns

Putting a little more cheese on your burger than you should

Cheddar and jack make my burger sleazy fun with cheesy buns!

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat

Hey fruit bat head!

by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022