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Definitions by Skinny Junior

Sleazy fun with cheesy buns 

Cheddar and jack make my burger sleazy fun with cheesy buns!

Fruit bat head

When a female’s (usually a teenager) face looks like a fruit bat
Fruit bat head by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

Skinny Junior 

1. Having such a high metabolism that you can’t gain weight to save your life
2. Being the son of a skinny senior
Skinny junior over there needs to put some meat on his bones
Skinny Junior by Skinny Junior January 5, 2022

Whore in the hen house

1. To “sweep something under the rug”
2. Using a hen house to store your whore
My wife got suspicious of a girl so I suck that whore in the hen house

Irish Bidet 

To blow your nose with the same toilet paper you wipe your ass with
I sure save a lot of time and toilet paper doing the Irish bidet
Irish Bidet by Skinny Junior December 30, 2021