Just as a marksman shows proficiency and skill with a gun, so does a wangsman with his wang. A wangsman is able to do all the elaborate and perhaps disgusting acts that can be researched on this very site.
No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
No ejaculatory exhibition is too difficult or complicated for an experienced wangsman.
Wangsman: Yeah so the other night I pulled off a Sudanese Spunkbbuster last night on Starkeisha.
Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
Bob: Jesus christ! How are you still walking. I guess you didn't get that wangsmanship trophy for nothing...
by Skeeter McDougal August 27, 2005
A Farewell to Glocks takes place at the end of a Counter-Strike: Source game when the server begins to change maps. At this time, everybody on both teams is frozen at their spawn points with a scoreboard in front of them. Everybody who isn't typing then proceeds to buy glocks from the buy menu and toss them to the ground, making a large pile in front of every player. Nobody is quite sure why this takes place, but it can be seen in almost every Counter-Strike: Source server one may encounter.
Note: This practice generally doesn't happen in older versions of Counter-Strike (1.5, 1.6, CZ) because they don't have realtime physics so the guns don't stack nicely.
Note: This practice generally doesn't happen in older versions of Counter-Strike (1.5, 1.6, CZ) because they don't have realtime physics so the guns don't stack nicely.
killuh6969: gg guys
boom_headshot123: hey guys, lets buy a bunch of glocks and throw them on the ground!
killuh6969: A Farewell to Glocks!
boom_headshot123: shut up, thats not even clever
boom_headshot123: hey guys, lets buy a bunch of glocks and throw them on the ground!
killuh6969: A Farewell to Glocks!
boom_headshot123: shut up, thats not even clever
by Skeeter McDougal February 18, 2006
This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.
by Skeeter McDougal October 04, 2005
Kari Byron is an extremly talented build team member/researcher on the Discovery Channel show Mythbusters. Kari Byron is usually assigned to tackle secondary myths on the show or assist the hosts in busting the larger-scale myths.
Kari Byron has a Bachelor's degree in film and sculpture which explains her proficiency serving on the build team of Mythbusters. Her artistic background ensures that no build is too far-fetched or difficult. Kari Byron's intellect and talent are nothing less than impressive and are very well suited to busting myths, urban legends and old wive's tales much to the delight of Mythbusters fans everywhere.
Interestingly enough, in addition to being so talented, Kari Byron has been confirmed as being the cutest redhead known to man. Do not dispute it.
Kari Byron has a Bachelor's degree in film and sculpture which explains her proficiency serving on the build team of Mythbusters. Her artistic background ensures that no build is too far-fetched or difficult. Kari Byron's intellect and talent are nothing less than impressive and are very well suited to busting myths, urban legends and old wive's tales much to the delight of Mythbusters fans everywhere.
Interestingly enough, in addition to being so talented, Kari Byron has been confirmed as being the cutest redhead known to man. Do not dispute it.
Kari Byron, helping to bust myths while ofsetting the show's geekiness with her sunny personality, beautiful smile and expertise in reckless demolition in the name of science.
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
Bobby McPrescott is a term used to describe a person that tends to be whiney or high-maintenence. It can technically be used to describe a female, but most scholars generally view this as incorrect.
This word is derived from a song by group x. In context, the word was used in a mocking tone by Hashmir who was reprimanding a kid, this Bobby McPrescott (actually Blade from the band), who was complaining about physical ailments because (as Hashmir deduced) he failed to eat enough cheese to be healthy.
This word is derived from a song by group x. In context, the word was used in a mocking tone by Hashmir who was reprimanding a kid, this Bobby McPrescott (actually Blade from the band), who was complaining about physical ailments because (as Hashmir deduced) he failed to eat enough cheese to be healthy.
The excerpt in question from Group X - Cheese:
Bobby: All the kids at Eddie's are sayin' my bones are astrew, and that my arm... my arm looks like a garbage truck.
Hashmir: Oh, oh its right Bobby McPrescott. You know you're not eating a lot of cheese thats why. You're supposed to eat something like 14 hundred gallons per day or something.
Bobby: All the kids at Eddie's are sayin' my bones are astrew, and that my arm... my arm looks like a garbage truck.
Hashmir: Oh, oh its right Bobby McPrescott. You know you're not eating a lot of cheese thats why. You're supposed to eat something like 14 hundred gallons per day or something.
by Skeeter McDougal August 30, 2005
Wallet Fraud is a most heinous means of deception. Wallet Fraud takes place when a woman who knows that she is lacking in the booty department wears jeans just a little loose and puts a large wallet in one pocket and another item (sometimes a cell phone) in the other so as to create the illusion of a more voluminous posterior.
There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
There is some level of plausable deniability involved because these items do have a purpose and could feasably be stored in the back pockets without any sort of nefarious intent, but one must remember that if this woman did in fact have a decent-sized badonkadonk, she wouldn't be obstructing the view of it with all sorts of paraphernalia.
Bob: Hey man check out the ass on that girl over there. I can't see too well but its looking like we got a class 5 badonkadonk.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
Joe: No man, I already scoped that one out. Texbook case of Wallet Fraud. I've already notified the authorities. They will be arriving shortly.
by Skeeter McDougal January 16, 2006
A term used to describe any meal that one feels is sub-par or bad tasting. This term has nothing to do with African-Americans (some think so because of the arguably derogatory nature of the word nappy).
Grammatical rules are generally very relaxed with this word, as it can be used to describe a restraunt/eatery that serves food that one believes to be unsatisfactory.
Also, on occaision, this word can be used to describe people (most often females) whom one may deem fugly or aesthetically deficient. This useage of the word is debateable, as it would imply this person tastes bad, which may or may not be true.
Grammatical rules are generally very relaxed with this word, as it can be used to describe a restraunt/eatery that serves food that one believes to be unsatisfactory.
Also, on occaision, this word can be used to describe people (most often females) whom one may deem fugly or aesthetically deficient. This useage of the word is debateable, as it would imply this person tastes bad, which may or may not be true.
Example 1 (food item): Ay man, don't buy the Jose Ole burritos from the lunch cart, nappy meal.
Example 2 (restraunt): I aint never goin back to that chinese place down on East Main, that place is nappy meal.
Example 3 (person): Ugh dude, did you just say you thought Paris Hilton was hot? That bitch is nappy meal.
Example 2 (restraunt): I aint never goin back to that chinese place down on East Main, that place is nappy meal.
Example 3 (person): Ugh dude, did you just say you thought Paris Hilton was hot? That bitch is nappy meal.
by Skeeter McDougal August 30, 2005