Definitions by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch
Diet Water
Diet Water by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch October 4, 2009
Swag-O-Meter
A scale used to determine precisely how "gangster" an individual(usually a wigger or poser) is during the day. This is usually based on apparel, way of talking, and possible dick-up-the-ass walking. This is measured in Guzmans or "guzies".
Yo dawg, check out Carlos today. He's matching his hat with his KFC uniform. That's like 9 guzies on the Swag-O-Meter!
Swag-O-Meter by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 21, 2009
Guzman
(Guzie). A unit of measurement used to determine someone's gangsterness on the Swag-O-Meter. Named after the notorious, rich, suburban street thug and butt pirate.
Damn homie, you should have seen Kevin today. He had the matching overly-colorful hat and sneakers, he was walking like he just got a going away present in prison. Shit, he was like 13.42 Guzmans.
Guzman by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 21, 2009
O twu
A phrase commonly used by certain alien species which apparently makes sense in response to ANY statement. Some may think it is the gibberish version of the phrase "Oh, true" used completely out of context.
O twu by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 21, 2009
plastic cup party
A "cool party" in which faggots get together with their "friends" and partake in drinking alcohol (or fucking coors light) from plastic cups and take many pictures of themselves posing with the cups to then later upload to facebook to show everyone how fucking cool they are.
"YOOO bro! i was so wasted last night at matt's house... i mean you can clearly see from all the facebook pix!! i don't even remember it!"
"i guess that faggot was at a plastic cup party last night"
"i guess that faggot was at a plastic cup party last night"
plastic cup party by Skate Jibbergoon Bitch August 5, 2009