Definitions by Siu Pong
Everyahna
Pronounce as "every-ah-na". The wrong pronunciation of the name "Erwiana". Invented by Katherine Chan as a Chinese teacher.
Kalah
The wrong pronunciation of "color". Mostly happen when people want pretend British. This pronunciation invented by Katherine Chan as a Chinese teacher.
Use your kalah-pen.
Hokkien
Hockchewnese
One of th dialect in Fukien, the Southern Part (alternatively name as Au-uang Part) of Eastern Fukienese. Alternatively name as Foochownese. Also one of Fukienese (not Hokkien, the wrong call of Southern Fukienese).
Hockchewnese by Siu Pong May 6, 2026
Eastern Fukienese
A dialect mainly use in Eastern Fukien, like people in Hockchew (alternatively name as Foochow), Fooning (alternatively name as Hookning). Some people in southern place in Chekiang also use it. Also one of Fukienese (not Hokkien, Hokkien is the wrong call of Southern Fukienese.
Eastern Fukienese by Siu Pong May 6, 2026
Foochow
A city in Southeastern China, the Capital of Fukien. Also spell as Hockchew, Hokchiu. This city is in the east of Fukien, and people there speak Foochownese (also spell as Hockchewnese), which is a dialect of Fukienese (not Hokkien, the wrong call of Southern Fukienese).
I come from Foochow.
Hockchew
A city in Southeastern China, the Capital of Fukien. Also spell as Foochow, Hokchiu. This city is in the east of Fukien, and people there speak Hockchewnese (also spell as Foochownese), which is a dialect of Fukienese (not Hokkien, the wrong call of Southern Fukienese).