3 definitions by Sirloinedbagel
The Beetle is a condition in which a beetle is constantly crawling on your scrotum. You are unable to kill or move the beetle, only enjoy it’s feel upon your godforsaken satchel. Every 9 months the beetle bites your sack and disappears, leaving it infected for 2 months. You are beetle and infection free for only one month per year.
“Hey Nathan, would you rather lose one arm and one leg or have The Beetle!?”
“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
by Sirloinedbagel November 25, 2021
Sparkin up a J, inhaling symbiotes and exhaling the Lord’s bubbles, rollin up a sausage and takin it to the slaughter
by Sirloinedbagel October 14, 2023
A quick lap around an existing roadway, via car, in order to smoke an undisclosed amount of Genghis. Although many claim to take a Jondie Loop, it is technically not official unless you’re Jondie or at least riding with him.
by Sirloinedbagel October 14, 2023