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Polarization

A "cool" or "intellectual" name to describe societies which torn apart and have no chance to recovered
If you think polarization is caused by technology, no, you're absolutely wrong

Polarization which splits humanity caused by the notorious ideologies: nihilism, postmodernism, and relativism which teaches, "truth is in the eyes of beholder" and breeds "self-righteousness" and bigotry
by Sir. B November 4, 2021
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toku

A slang term for old man/womxn (*cough* boomers), this term originated from Mapala/Tree-Hugger students community from University of Indonesia (UI)
Udah toku kelakuan kaya bocil, lu kena Peter Pan Syndrome ya?
by Sir. B March 3, 2021
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ustard

A portmanteau of Ustad + Retard

See pester (religious or spiritual fake guru/furu)
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the ustard preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a ustard):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWERS/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B February 1, 2021
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RIL

Radio Interface Layer, a things on modern devices like smartphones or tablets that enables you to connect to internet or talking through phone
My RIL was fucked up, so the signal is zero
by Sir. B December 16, 2019
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virtual gangster

Virtual Gangster is the sore loser in real life, s/he has a ball to talk shit online but they are timid, matey, and passive-aggresive in real life
by Sir. B January 12, 2021
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fashion paralysis

An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit
For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable
by Sir. B December 5, 2021
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flute dog

(Translated from Castilian Spanish language: Perro Flauta)

Someone who hides his/her idiocy with unnecessarily high, complex, and undecipherable language

See: smartass, smart aleck, pseudo-intellectual
C.S. Lewis, Friedrich Nietzsche, Karl Marx, and Vicky Prasetyo is a few of Flute Dogs
by Sir. B November 1, 2020
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